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37

Quiet some days, boisterous others, I was born under the sign of the Twins, and live up to the hype. Lunchtruck is like a box of chocolates...you never know blah blah blah, unless they are left on a bench in Granville Island for a few hours in the middle of July and then you know exactly what you're gonna get...

Dry English wit.

But I don't like tepid beer, so I'm not a complete credit to my ethnicity.

My nick came from a friend of mine who completely butchered a quote from Mallrats while trying to link my personality to Silent Bob's. Go figure, it stuck with me.

I am an aspiring Interior Designer.
I do wear lilac and can pull it off without look like I need to be walking down Davie with a Jack Russell (down Alberni with my cat on a leash, thank you, I am a liberated man}.
I love shoes. Lots of shoes.
Yes, I am proudly Metrosexual. Actually, I was Metrosexual about five years ago, now I have no idea what cute little labeled box someone could stick me in, nor do I really give a...

My wife is the center of my universe. Unfortunately she comes with two small satellite moons that tend to meow loudly at 4:00am and pull the covers off of me until I feed them.

My family is insane, and I love them to bits for it.

I can count all of my close friends on one hand and have fingers left over.

I spent most of the early 90s with hair down to my waist, incredibly tight pants, cowboy boots outside of my jeans, and a Kramer Spector bass hanging off of my neck. Now I sell plumbing fittings for a living while I finish Design school. Isn't life interesting?

I have overwhelming tendancies to call things as I see them. I occasionally lack tact and diplomacy, but I've heard I can get a topical cream for it.

I have an insane weakness for Maynards Wine Gums and A&W root beer.