March 22, 2007
i've recently became in contact with Jessica after an absence. she remains fit and desirable inside and out. i have a surprise for her upon my return. deserving of my love and respect, i still an enamored with her and curious to know how i may deepen my relationship with her. i'm cert the rewards only intensify.
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My TestimonialsMarch 8, 2005
jessica and i share a special bond. one involving veronica mars and All My Children. bad tv was never this fun. there were great times with martnis and the cartoon network. christmas trees and drag shows. she's an all around - cover your ears- screaming good time.
December 2, 2004
i love her. and if you fuck her over i will be handing lola*carr the bat she will be whacking you over the head with. and dare you to say shit.
jessica commands that kind of loyality and respect. plus she is the only woman i know who can survive one of my piss ups. i love you ms. hannah-khambrel June 2, 2004
You just can't get enough Jess. It's not possible. You'll Sneak into the back garden of Robert Louis Stevenson's house, threaten a cop with a funary urn, snort paxil, do 2 sevenths of a hit of E, drink a half gallon of whiskey and it won't be enough. You'll be up before dawn with a tray of croissants, climbing into her window to deliver them.
October 22, 2003
mrowr! this girl lights up our whole house when she comes over. my mom gets so incredibly happy, my dad starts talking a LOT more than usual, and jessica, well she does the best thing of all -- she busts out the treats and woos me with the crabcake shaped goodness. she is the best.
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I'm so badass. That there in the picture on the right is my fella looking mighty pissed that he couldn't get the forklift back up after working on it for a day and a half. Self-sufficient men don't like to call mechanics.
Tue, July 8, 2008 - 1:30 PM
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Back to the squirrel. Heidi named him Lincoln and liked the little fellow until he started chewing through the 4" wooden door to get back into the pantry. Our refrigerator guy brought a bb gun and some pellets (better than bbs) to take care of him. I fired a few shot... read more 
Times are hard here at the lodge.
Sun, July 6, 2008 - 11:32 AM
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The boys are bitching and moaning, the german manager Herbert keeps yelling at everyone in German (except me, he doesn't yell at women), and tempers are very short. We're still dealing with way too much fish, and the flies and mosquitos from the blood water has hit epic proportions. Fred is doing the job of about 5 people, working 14 hours and too tired to do anything but sleep in the off-time. There goes one of my job perks! :( Today we get two... read more 
more fish!
Sat, July 5, 2008 - 12:58 PM
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saw an article that all of alaska's salmon runs are sucking this year, with the exception of Bristol bay, which is pulling in more fish than the processors can handle. We're certainly busy. Hope folks had a good 4th!
(The Adventure!)
Thu, July 3, 2008 - 5:34 PM
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Call me first responder! Yesterday I was wrapping up my haus frau duties because all the boys were scrambling to handle the 33,000 pounds of fish we got in. They come in blue plastic 1,000 pound totes, our truck can hold 4, our flatbed can hold 6, and our plant in general can really only handle 10 in a day, making 10,000 pounds really the max we can do. Our fisherman bring in their haul with the tide to either the city dock in Naknek or the beach here in King Salmon. ... read more
The boys have been working hard. Did I already say how weird it is to call people in their 20s kids? Well, anyway, our german plant manager Herbert flipped out on everybody yesterday, and some of those boys, I swear they wanted to cry. Imagine a tank of a man screaming in German, stomping around, throwing things, waving his hands in the air, shaking his fists at the clouds...oh, it was funny. He likes me, though, and being the haus frau I answer to Heidi, not to him. I felt sorry for the...
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