March 22, 2007
i've recently became in contact with Jessica after an absence. she remains fit and desirable inside and out. i have a surprise for her upon my return. deserving of my love and respect, i still an enamored with her and curious to know how i may deepen my relationship with her. i'm cert the rewards only intensify.
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My TestimonialsMarch 8, 2005
jessica and i share a special bond. one involving veronica mars and All My Children. bad tv was never this fun. there were great times with martnis and the cartoon network. christmas trees and drag shows. she's an all around - cover your ears- screaming good time.
December 2, 2004
i love her. and if you fuck her over i will be handing lola*carr the bat she will be whacking you over the head with. and dare you to say shit.
jessica commands that kind of loyality and respect. plus she is the only woman i know who can survive one of my piss ups. i love you ms. hannah-khambrel June 2, 2004
You just can't get enough Jess. It's not possible. You'll Sneak into the back garden of Robert Louis Stevenson's house, threaten a cop with a funary urn, snort paxil, do 2 sevenths of a hit of E, drink a half gallon of whiskey and it won't be enough. You'll be up before dawn with a tray of croissants, climbing into her window to deliver them.
October 22, 2003
mrowr! this girl lights up our whole house when she comes over. my mom gets so incredibly happy, my dad starts talking a LOT more than usual, and jessica, well she does the best thing of all -- she busts out the treats and woos me with the crabcake shaped goodness. she is the best.
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Well, I'm back in California. I miss the small town feel of King Salmon, but I don't miss some of the assholes.
Tue, August 5, 2008 - 10:37 AM
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Last wednesday, I woke up, was doing laundry, Herbert walked in and said: "What is going on here?" me: "I'm doing laundry" Herb: "You be fired." (I don't work for him, I work for Heidi, and he doesn't have the authority to fire me) me: "what? Ok. Why did you tell lies about me to Heidi?" (long story) Herb: no words, just flipped me off as he walked away me: "... read more 
here at the lodge, we need a couple of women workers for the plant, and i need a couple of women just as a decent support system.
Fri, July 25, 2008 - 4:41 PM
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So...if you're interested in coming up to alaska for an adventure and some quick cash, give us a call at 907.246.3011 before 8pm pst. We need you. I need you. I was on the verge of leaving, but Heidi cried and told me she needed me and now I canät go. But if one of you, or one of your people come on up, that would make a world of difference. Boys are invi... read more 
First of all, I am typing on a german typewriter, so any spelling mistakes are due to this.
Wed, July 16, 2008 - 2:36 PM
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So, Iäm the cook now, and itäs sooooo hard. I have 14 roughand tumble tired cranky hungry boys to feed and clean up after three meals a day, at 7am, noon and 6 pm sharp. I am used to cooking for one, so, needless to say this is a real challenge for me. I know I can cook, but its hard to hear people bitching about the food...you canät please everyone, right? I didnät mind Herbert because he never... read more 
more bears last night! I slept through it, but Herbert (who has a cabin right next to us) said the bear was sleeping at the bottom of my steps, just sitting there snoring. He threw some wood and chased it off, and when we woke up this morning, there was four salmon littered around the grounds as well as some bear poop.
Thu, July 10, 2008 - 1:12 PM
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Laurie, our office manager, was having coctails with the Heidi & Lorren (Heidi's husband, the only doctor in the whole borough) and her husband Bob. Bob called Fred up to... read more 
Well, I didn't get to shoot anything yesterday, but at about 3 am Fred woke me up "There's a bear, a bear, look can you see him???!" I'm fumbling for my glasses, and there we were with our noses pressed up to the window of our cabin and a gorgeous juvenile bear (maybe 2-3 years old) was loping through the grounds with a fish in his mouth. Two of our boys (including annoying hippie) were standing on the fillet room porch taking flash pictures (not so smart) as four bears were opening up our t...
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