one spicy mofo
full of wit and whimsy
nothing to be tampered with unless u want a full blown infestation of super macho
ahahahahah
and a heck of a dancer

"Sasha has no testimonials"

Well that a down and out shame and I aims to fixxit.

When this gaucho wandered into our humble town of Dismal aint nobody knew who he was or where he done hailed from. Just the same, folks knew that this here was a tightly coiled spring that does no good to be messed with.

Well..as soon as this fella whipped out his fancy rifle at the Jackalope shootin range he had all the wimmen folk clamorin' to fondle his cross hairs and the menfolk struck dumb like a buncha soft brains.

We still don't ask the stranger too many questions. All we knows is he's the best dancer, taxidermist, haberdasher and dentist we got. And by God he looks purdy in a dress.