joined on 12/28/05
last updated 08/02/06
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about me
I hail from outside Harrisburg but I'm living on campus at Lebanon Valley. I work hard to update my interests section, but I fear the list will start to get too big for even me to handle.
Personaly, I love stimuli. The more of it the better. In second place comes moderation. I try (TRY) to pride myself on moderating my vices. I've had a good taste of different drugs, but I stick to the basics: pot and drink. LSD is my only form of spirituality.
Though I normaly take the form of one Mr. Johann Santos, the horrible and deeply disturbing truth is that I am actually a daemon from a parallel dimension with the soul of a ninja, the callousness of a pirate, and the corporeal visage of Boba Fett. You might have seen me acting in a few movies as a bounty hunter, hunting down Jubai, or raping and pillaging French ports upon my black galleon.
Ok, I know that this is sick, but I just can't go on living without showing as amny people as possible this totally fucked up picture. I don't care if this is fake or not, it is just too weird to ignore either way.
P.S. Greg, I hope to hell yoou see this.
P.P.S. If anyone wants to censor this, please be considerate of everyone who has both a sense of humour and the ability to accept the realities of this world instead of trying to hide under a blanket of ingorance.
Wed, August 2, 2006 - 10:36 AM
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Now I am pretty moderate with people's personal views in that I may disagree with them greatly, but I want them to understand why they are wrong, not just that they are. In this case however, I'm just ranting and venting some frustration.I have a user account onFacebook. I looked at the facebook's "pulse" section where they show trends in people's accounts. For some reason I found it unsettling that for the books section, there was this line drawn between contemporary and classical books and...
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If you have never visited the Church of Euthanasia website, you must right now. There is a great and disturbing video that had me splitting at the sides untill my intestines spilled across the floor and made it difficult to serve drinks to the guests. I swear to God that you'll like it especially if you are a sorry excuse for a human being and find it offensive.
GET IT!
www.churchofeuthanasia.org/
I'm sure that most people could give two shits about a big ass strawberry, but I was impressed to the point that I took a number of pictures of it and then ate it in absolute ecstasy. When I was standing by the fruit island at lunch, the girl in front of me was actually scared of it, like it was some oversized horse penis that would ravange her. To be honest, it nearly did me in when I tried to wrap my mouth around its massive girth. Luckily my gag reflex didn't kick in (I've had practice) an...
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Flame-throwing vagina
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Ok, I know that this is sick, but I just can't go on living without showing as amny people as possible this totally fucked up picture. I don't care if this is fake or not, it is just too weird to ignore either way.
P.S. Greg, I hope to hell yoou...
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What we need is more science
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Well, this video pretty much sums up a lot of how I feel about things. I'll let MC Hawking tell the rest...
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/233937
People can't read
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Now I am pretty moderate with people's personal views in that I may disagree with them greatly, but I want them to understand why they are wrong, not just that they are. In this case however, I'm just ranting and venting some frustration.I have a ...
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I Like to Watch
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If you have never visited the Church of Euthanasia website, you must right now. There is a great and disturbing video that had me splitting at the sides untill my intestines spilled across the floor and made it difficult to serve drinks to the gue...
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Huge Fucking Strawberry
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I'm sure that most people could give two shits about a big ass strawberry, but I was impressed to the point that I took a number of pictures of it and then ate it in absolute ecstasy. When I was standing by the fruit island at lunch, the girl in f...
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A Tribe For Philosophy,
Adult Swim,
Alan Moore,
BOBA FETT,
cannabis club,
Cartoon Solar System,
Cthuligans,
Dull & Uninteresting,
Dune,
Ethnobotany,
GRAPHIC NOVELS,
Lunar Base,
maddox is right,
Ninja Vs. Pirate,
NPR junkies,
Psychonauts,
Science Central,
Space,
Space Exploration,
Space Travel,
...
February 19, 2006
Johann... I won't lie to you, this man will kill you. That is his lot in life, to destroy everyone he encounters, for he is a changer of men's souls. Meeting him, you are unmade, and knowing him, you are remade in his image.
He's a gracefully sculpted piece of ass... with a heart of gold... a golden apple that is.
Nothing comes out of his asshole but bright white light and the sound of angels laughing.
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