Full Service -- made me laugh

Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those guys you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... you get the picture. I figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call.
"Hello, sir, how may I help you?" . . . Oh God, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated, I rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now... Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, baby. Now how does that sound?"

He says, "Oh my God... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

Man Charged After Making Coffee Naked

Man Charged After Making Coffee Naked

By WILL THOMAS/myfoxdc

SPRINGFIELD, Va. - A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police.

Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5's Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 5:30 a.m. Monday.

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," Williamson said.

The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a 7-year-old boy. A Fairfax County Police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.

Officer Bud Walker said officers also consulted the Commonwealth's Attorney's Office and they were given the green light to proceed with the charge.

Williamson, who is father of a 5-year old girl, said he feels like the victim.

"I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid," he said.

Williamson is meeting with a lawyer to fight the charge and may attempt to seek damages from Fairfax County Police. If convicted on the misdemeanor charge, he would face up to one year in jail and a $2,000 fine.

www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/l...ces_charges

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Boys Schools the next big thing in education?

www.theglobeandmail.com/life/f...332995/

The more it changes....
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‘Boys will be boys.”

It's a classic refrain sputtered by exasperated teachers.

But the phrase has taken on new meaning as a growing number of educators say, “Let them.”

This week, Toronto District School Board director Chris Spence unveiled a proposal for the first all-boy school in Canada's elementary public school system....

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This kid has eluded law enforcement in USA and Canada

www.theglobeandmail.com/news/w...319550/

Now that he is 18, I guess he isn't a kid anymore but he has been on the lam since he left a halfway house about a year and a half ago. He is a self-taught airplane pilot, though his landings destroy his stolen planes. He has committed burglary and computer fraud and left a string of wrecked planes and ditched cars behind him. There is a self-portrait in the Globe and Mail article linked above, in which he is wearing a Mercedes Benz logo shirt, an unlikely gift from a Mercedes dealer.

Fifty years at McDonalds

abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex

I copied this URL to share what seemed like a horror. After I considered it for a while, I realized this guy was able to be happy in circumstances that could have induced me to throw myself in front of a train. No matter what, it's extraordinary.

A refuge during Tribe outages

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triberefugees.ning.com/profile/Max
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See my profile on Tribe Refugees at Ning. Tribe Refugees can be a good place to hang out while Tribe works on its issues. Tribe Refugees' main page is here: triberefugees.ning.com/
Ms. Dynomite has provided instructions on how to join there.

Investigate Rumsfeld!

www.oregonlive.com/news/ore...index.ssf

www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...23.html

news.opb.org/article/227...ntelligence/ <--the fastest read

^Background^

Message I just sent to Oregon Senator Ron Wyden:

Investigate Rumsfeld but don't stop there.
The deliberate deception of the President, Vice President et. al. has cost many lives and damaged others in ways that cannot be calculated. America has been diminished by their abuse of power. Most of us still believe the Constitution is more than 'just a goddam piece of paper.' I hope we are not wrong.

I've never written you before but I want you to know I COMPLETELY SUPPORT AND APPROVE OF A RUMSFELD INVESTIGATION.

Unless and until there is a big change in the Executive, Congress is our best hope of accountability and responsibility in government.

Wife slashes husband's penis, buttocks with knife

CALGARY - In the midst of an amorous fling with her husband, Abigail London-Fife pulled out a knife she had hidden under the bed and slashed him in several places, including his penis and buttocks....
www.canada.com/victoriati.../story.html

I'm 12% Republican and 32% Dem. Where does that leave the majority?

www.blogthings.com/howdemocratareyouquiz

www.blogthings.com/howrepub...reyouquiz

This and a bunch of other meaningless quizzes can be found at blogthings.com

Back in 10

I've not been abducted by aliens.
I'm getting away from the damp, dark and suddenly cold winter and going to Florida for a bit of sun.
No computers while I'm gone. No telephones, no electricity, so stores, no cars.
Life can be overstimulating. This will be a welcome change.

TTFN