Have Faith in me, because I am your Savior.

I never called myself anything blasphemous before, but I think I kind of like it.

Anyway, I want some testimonials. Don't you already feel the worship rushing over your body and giving you tingles? No? Ah, listen. I will in exchange offer you a referral to anyone here on tribe. You want to be set up? I'll talk to him or her and see if I can arrange it. Only I need proof of your love up front. So type something up and hit submit. I'll accept it if it's funny.