November 8, 2004
I called Karen on Halloween and pretended to be Elvis, she didn't know it was me, so apparently I am now a very spooky Elvis imposter.
I don't have as many friends as Karen does, but I am her friend already, so that's cool, except for Karen don't like to smoke the weedz wit me no more, I wonder why?
Karen is very pretty and has a lovely smile, I am also one of those people that share's a common name with Karen, it's my middle name.
I called Karen to tell her to please watch VH1 because there was an episode of Totally Obsessed on yesterday, but she was talking to a boy and sounded kind of bummed, and tried to get off the phone right away because he was on hold, but I insisted on telling her that she had to turn on VH1 and watch this show because they were going to profile a lady who thinks she is a gnome, and communicates with them and dresses up like one, and I learned from watching the show that the reason they wear those big red pointy hats is because a stray acorn might fall from a tree and hit them on the head, so the pointy hat would help to divert any acorns from hitting them too hard. That profile came up right after the guy who is so proud to be the only human being ever to eat 20,000 Big Macs, I had to tell her about this because I thought it was important for her to know that he has all the leftover containers to prove it, she laughed really hard and that made me very happy. So this Big Mac eating freak also keeps a diary of all the days where he did not eat a Big Mac, one of which was the day his father died, so he missed 2 days in a row, but he has only missed eating a Big Mac maybe 7 days since 1986, so he's officially the biggest freak I have yet seen on this Totally Obsessed show, which is now my favorite new show, except for maybe that Motormouth show, which I hope to one day be the star of, so anyone out there who wants to nominate me to be on Motormouth go right ahead, I won't mind.
