1. Are you taller than your best friend?
Yes. All of them. I’m really not that tall!

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
Yes, but I don’t know what it is, I just know when I use it and inevitably lose it before I take the time to remember.

3. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear?
Yes, though never under clothes, mine are too tight. I prefer boxer briefs to boxers as boxers never sit right on my hips.

4. What is your natural hair color?
Black, though these days it is a very very very very dark brown with reddish highlights because of the sun

5. Who was the last person you sat on?
The man thing

6. What color are the curtains in your bedroom?
I don’t have curtains. When I have my way they will be very light pink and sheer.

7. What's the weirdest thing to be found in your bedroom?
Right now most of my stuff is in boxes in my bedroom, so I’d say the weirdest thing is my little marble mortar and pestle from my magic kit.

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
Yes, though to be fair Huey is all black with a white spot on his chest. Oh- and one white whisker, lol!

9. What is the last thing you licked?
Orange Mamba

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Europe?
Yes, my extended Spanish family. Tons of em.

11. If you had a stack of cash to spend, what would you buy (bills and gas excluded)?
Oh god, so many things. My heart says clothes and designer perfume but my brain says furniture for the house, and a car.

12. What movie are you looking forward to seeing?
Tyler Perry’s The Family that Preys

13. Can you spell well?
Yes, freakishly well. Seriously I’m like high-level functioning in language arts, with a deficit in mathematics, ha! It’s kind of irritating, I can spell anything, but sometimes I have to write it down to see if it looks right.

14. What makes you gag?
You got all day??? (LOL DITTO Kashmir) Mostly teenagers these days.

15. How do you feel about the French?
Oh, I love everything. God, who needs bacon, eggs and potatoes when you have the French breakfast of good bread, cheese and coffee? But I feel like the French are the cool sexy kids and I want so desperately to fit in with them but I’ll always feel like the nerd, yaknow?

16. Pick one: Zombies or Frankensteins Monster?
Frankenstein. Because Zombies terrify me. Frankenstein was just misunderstood and horribly ugly. I kind of loved him in highschool. And that’s all he wanted.


17. What song describes your love life?
Love Lockdown- Kanye West

18. Favorite pet?
I can’t pick a favorite, they are truly like my children, I love them all. Lucy was the first though, I grew up with her, and she was more like a mom to me at times. When I cried, she would jump on the bed with an inquisitive purr and let me bury my face in her tummy (and she HATED it any other time).

19. Who is on your mind?
My cousin. He is going through relationship withdrawal and is stuck in Goose Creek, South Carolina. Poor baby.

20. Last person to give you a business card?
My classmate Mary. She is a walking encyclopedia/video tutorial of sewing knowledge. I envy her

21. Who is the last person you called?
The man thing

22. Did you ever have braces?
Nope, but people always asked if I did cuz my teeth are freakishly straight.

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
Do restaurants count? If not it was my boyfriend, he woke me up with breakfast. It tasted awful (unseasoned hamburger patty things with burnt potatoes and plain eggs), but it was so sweet I kept it to myself.

24. Can you make coffee well?
I’m not sure. I used to make it at work and it always tasted like crappy office coffee, but I blame the machine. And the grounds.

25. Do you like cheesecake?
Yes, but not that gross cream cheese stuff with the crust. I don’t even know enough to tell you the kind but I believe it’s the New York style (of course), with berry puree on top? I like it fairly unadulterated.

26. Last time you received flowers?
It was....April this year? Some guy at a club bought me a rose. I love random gifts from strangers ;)

27. What celebrity disturbs you most?
I have a long list, but I think #1 is Spencer from The Hills

28. Do you play air guitar?
Not anymore, but I used to trade off with my best friend Julian at being each member of Green Day.

29. Do you have any stuffed animals?
Yes. And I’ve lost so many over the years. I have resisted buying any new ones lately, only because I don’t have anywhere to put them. My weirdest is probably the fat Dachshund from the “Pampered Pets” line, lol. Or the llama.

30. What possession of yours classifies you as a geek/nerd?
The over 5,000 custom Sims 2 objects I have religiously hunted down and downloaded

31. What got you through high school?
Ms. King, my mom’s pilfered weed, Sade, Eminem, weekends on 38th Ave (though actually I think those were detrimental to school itself, lol), Uncle Steve, winters in Idaho/Washington with the family

32. What makes you happy inside, but you can't really explain it?
Fashion. I love it so.

34. Do you like surprises?
Yes but not the kind where you sneak up on me in the shower and shit.

35. What's your 'emphasize' word?
Ridiculous. I don’t know if I use it to emphasize things but I emphasize that word a lot. LOL

36. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
Depends. If my hair behaves and I have my outfit picked out and I don’t hate it when I put it on- 30 minutes. Other than that, aka seeing the ex, going to a club where I can wear lots of makeup, if I have to iron/shower/shave, etc....2 hours.

37. Have you ever worn a crown?
Actually I don’t think I have, amazingly enough. I really need a good tiara.

38. Are you ticklish?
On my feet- always. If I get in a silly mood and then try to have sex, egads I’m ticklish EVERYWHERE

39. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut.
I am proud to say it’s been like 2 years.

40. Who is the last person that sent you a text that you returned?
Cindy

41. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
See above