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Curious Jim

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joined on 02/12/06
last updated 05/03/08
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Words to live by

A trained ape can know an awful lot
Of what is going on in this world,
Just by punching on his mouse
For a relatively modest cost!

— Donald Rumsfeld, June 9, 2001

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Something Evil This Way Dumbs

Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace. --George W. BushWashington, DC7/25/2003 12:00:00 AM
Fri, July 25, 2003 - 5:00 AM permalink
originally published at The Chimp-o-matic
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I know: bad habit. But I'm bored!

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Warning: Don't Bug Me

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I wish there were more humans like her
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I shouldn't be telling you this

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You want to know "about" me, is that it? That's kind of personal, don't you think? Are you coming on to me? Have I asked this already -- can you spare me a cigarette? I've really got that craving right now. You know what I mean?
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5-year-old chimp beats college kids in computer game
11:06 AM CST on Monday, December 3, 2007

Associated Press

NEW YORK – Never mind that TV show that asks if you're smarter than a fifth-grader. Is your memory better than a young chimp's?

Maybe not.

Japanese researchers pitted young chimps against human adults in two tests of short-term memory, and overall, the chimps won.

That challenges the belief of many people, including many scientists, that "humans are superior to chim... read more
Wed, December 5, 2007 - 11:08 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
by Bijal P. Trivedi
National Geographic Channel

February 6, 2004
When Japanese macaques (Macaca fuscata) began receiving food handouts more than 50 years ago— freeing them from the daily grind of foraging for food—they invented "cultural activities" to fill their newly acquired leisure time, researchers say.

Stone-play, hot-tubbing in volcanic springs, and potato and wheat washings have all become mainstay behaviors within various troops of macaques around Japan that are still given ... read more
Fri, February 2, 2007 - 5:10 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
I am deeply offended by this kind of stereotyping and species-bating.

And they didn't even get the title right. We're not monkeys. We're apes. Chimps to be more precise.

www.youtube.com/watch
Sat, October 28, 2006 - 11:33 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
Don't try this at the zoo.

www.youtube.com/watch
Sat, October 28, 2006 - 10:30 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
Great new Rickey Lee Jones song:

movies.crooksandliars.com/HYHEMix.mp3
Sat, September 9, 2006 - 10:25 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
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Recent Poo Flinging

Re: Bush Admin has two weeks to list polar bear (in ! * Environmental Protection * !) Technically, the administration has to decide by May 15 whether to list polar bears. If they decline to do so, the decision would have to be justified based on the best available science.

Of course, Bush and his gang of goons don't know or car... read more
discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:38 PM
Re: protect the apes~ part of the environment (in ! * Environmental Protection * !) I second that emotion.

The Federal Animal Welfare Act is woefully deficient -- it does not ban cruelty and is ineffective in curbing abuses by medical and pharmaceutical research facilities.
discussion post on Mon, May 5, 2008 - 11:25 PM
Hillary Joins the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy (in ! * POLITICS * !) by Brent Budowsky
The Hill
May 3, 2008
pundits.thehill.com/2008/05/...nspiracy/


Even a creative Hollywood producer couldn't have conjured up a film in which Bill and Hillary Clinton would pursue t... read more
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 10:58 AM
Re: Obama plummets in NC poll (in ! * POLITICS * !) The people who support Hillary have been duped into believing she would be more effective in the general election against McCain. It's what the Republicans want you to believe. You are tools.
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 10:54 AM
A Precision Media Hit On Obama, A Pass For Clinton (in ! * POLITICS * !) Coffeecups and Gutterballs: A Precision Media Hit On Obama, A Pass For Clinton

by RJ Eskow | May 3, 2008 - 12:15pm
www.smirkingchimp.com/

Let's start with a hypothetical situation: Suppose a small group of people controlled the p... read more
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 10:52 AM
Re: 500 dead ducks (in ! * Environmental Protection * !) Was it the viscosity or the toxicity or both? I.e., did the ducks get stuck or did they keel over after catching a whiff of benzene?
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 6:20 AM
Re: Narcissism And Reverend Wright (in ! * POLITICS * !) <<Obama is not Zen but a closet radical Muslim. >>

Yes. Clearly what happened here is that Wright rescued young Obama from the Madrassa (aka Harvard Law School), waterboarded him into accepting Jesus (rather than the Demon-God of Mammon taught... read more
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 6:15 AM
Re: PAUL KRUGMAN: Party of Denial (in ! * POLITICS * !) I meant that the other way around.
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 6:08 AM
Re: PAUL KRUGMAN: Party of Denial (in ! * POLITICS * !) <<come on. this *divisive, sick* shit is just *HURTING* whatever the fuck is still left of the 'Democratic party'. >>

He who dealt it, smelt it.
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 6:08 AM
Early voting in Indiana favors Obama (in ! * POLITICS * !) talkingpointsmemo.com/news/20...y_in.php
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 6:01 AM
Re: Anti-McCain ad seems to work (in ! * POLITICS * !) There's plenty more where that came from to show McCain to be the warmongering, flip-flopping, rage-oholic shitbird that he really is.
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 5:55 AM
EPA official fired for going after Dow Chemical (in ! * POLITICS * !) by: cvllelaw
Democratic Central
Fri May 02, 2008 at 15:11:57 PM EDT

The Chicago Tribune has the story -- Mary Gade, head of EPA's Midwest office in Chicago, resigned. Gade told the Tribune that she resigned after two aides to national EPA ... read more
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 5:53 AM
EPA Administrator fired for going after Dow Chemical (in ! * Environmental Protection * !)
by: cvllelaw
Democratic Central
Fri May 02, 2008 at 15:11:57 PM EDT

The Chicago Tribune has the story -- Mary Gade, head of EPA's Midwest office in Chicago, resigned. Gade told the Tribune that she resigned after two aides to national EPA ... read more
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 5:50 AM
Re: Hillary rocks (in ! * POLITICS * !) <<compared to what Mr O would potentially come up with, in the best case scenario>>

Mr O would at least not be a hair trigger away from starting a war somewhere just to show he has balls. Methinks Hillary compensates a bit too much. She is fu... read more
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 5:36 AM
Re: ILWU anti-war protest shuts down west coast ports (in ! * POLITICS * !) If memory serves, the ILWU was the first labor union to resist the Vietnam war. Dock strikes can be a thousand times more effective than peace marches.
discussion post on Fri, May 2, 2008 - 7:53 AM
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The Smirking Chimp

From today's Miami Herald

Saturday, March 15, 2008

America must not justify torture

By DENNIS JETT

In his final months in office, President Bush is desperately trying to improve his place in history. Yet last Saturday, he vetoed a bill that would have banned the CIA's use of interrogation techniques that are not in the Army Field Manual. Ensuring his title as torturer in chief is not as inconsistent with his hopes for history as it might seem, however.

The quest for a positive legacy dictates what the president does these days. His Middle East peace conference in Annapolis in November and his follow up trip in January were designed to showcase his interest in peace. After all, not only did he spend several hours at his one-day conference, but he dedicated a whole week to visiting the region.

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Sat, March 15, 2008 - 5:53 AM permalink

Can you hear me; this one voice of dissent speaking out for freedom, the freedom to be who I am – in peace?

Would you listen; as I gave my thoughts on where we have arrived together – knowing that I am not walking in your shoes, but my own – and the path we travel intersects nowhere else but where we are?

Could you understand; if I choose words you have not chosen to describe a shadowy place you have not seen – knowing you will only see it through my eyes?

Will you see my reasons; even when they are obscured by a time and place you couldn’t know – strong enough in meaning to me that I am willing to stand against the tide to defend them?

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Fri, March 14, 2008 - 10:28 PM permalink

Which one of these headlines scares you the most? "Recession fears rise on more job cuts." "Fed takes new steps to boost cash for banks." "World markets slide as US economy groans." "Housing market spirals, no end in sight." "Consumer confidence at lowest since 2002." "Studies: Iraq costs US $12B per month." "Gas prices rise to new national record." "Consumers increased their borrowing by $6.9 billion in January." "Bush says no recession in sight."

Yeah, I know. It's not even close. Once again, our President emerges victorious.

Over the years, Bush has acquired many critics. Some think him as being arrogant, stubborn, ill informed, short-sighted, paranoid, clueless and out of touch. Others consider him an ideologue, an overgrown frat boy with a warped sense of entitlement, a dry drunk, a sociopath, a fascist, a belligerent blow-hard, a monarch wannabe with the inherent intelligence of a kadota fig and a total failure. To be fair to Bush, he is all that and more - an unprecedented Black Hole in the history of American governance.

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Fri, March 14, 2008 - 10:09 PM permalink

What if Senator John McCain were forced to choose an extremely and increasingly unpopular position and stand by it for months as it became less and less popular?

No, I don't mean his support for a permanent occupation of Iraq. Nobody forced him to take that position, and Senator Barack Obama is not exactly taking optimal advantage of it. Were Obama opposing the occupation, committing to filibuster further funding, promising to prosecute the architects of the war, devoting himself to bringing our troops home and taking a different approach toward the world, then McCain might find himself in a jam. Obama's "redeployment" to Afghanistan schtick, and his refusal to filibuster the funding, leave McCain looking like the tough and decisive choice.

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Fri, March 14, 2008 - 10:05 PM permalink

For all intents and purposes, the national news purveyors have decided that the war in Iraq is no longer of much interest, and no longer has the power to help cable news networks in their ongoing work of peddling Viagra and prostate nostrums to the American public. Ask your doctor if serious news coverage is right for you.

Violence is down (though 12 more U.S. soldiers died there this week), so the surge "worked." That's what we're told, anyway. So now we can all turn our attention to more important matters here at home, like news-free speculations and tea-leaf readings about the Democratic primary race and around-the-clock coverage of the sex scandal in New York. On those occasions when the subject of Iraq does come up, it's seldom much more than a sound bite or an off-the-front-page piece in which John McCain equates a Democratic victory with defeat in Iraq.

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Fri, March 14, 2008 - 10:01 PM permalink
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April 4, 2008
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You are a beautiful Creature loved by the Angels who watch over you, the Mother Earth,
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