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Frank

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joined on 03/01/05
last updated 02/27/06
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See the fantastical, the wonderific...CAVE CREATURE OF THE 21ST CENTURY!

That's right, he's 40 ft. tall! He's got scales growing where there ought to be hair and hair where there ought to be feathers! He eats his own body weight in dust bunnies every day! There never was a more fearsome or loathesome...

SCREECH! *stop*

No. He's not. He's me. He's only 5'2". He doesn't have scales or feathers, even if they would be kinda cool. He certainly doesn't eat dust bunnies, at least no... read more
Fri, March 24, 2006 - 7:59 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
So exactly what does a typical morning entail at this point? Well, for me it starts with hitting the snooze button several times, waking up in a near panic, comically groping around my room in a hazy stagger until my equilibrium and bearings right themselves, swapping out an old patch for a new one, reminding myself of all the great reasons to not be a smoker, the usual grooming routine, a few minutes in, shall we say, a contemplative state, reconnecting with my center as it were, and coffee... read more
Tue, February 28, 2006 - 7:45 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
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