Stoli is really Just Blossom. This is all some sort of trumped up fever dream that Blossom is trying to get you all in on. I WILL NOT BE FOOLED!!! When do you ever see them in the same place? Last week you say? Well how sober were you? Not very, eh? You see. This is his elvin trickery.

[Stoli is, in reality, an awesome dude. He always has the right perspective and doesn't mind sharing. His head should be as big as a basketball. . . 'cause it's so full of . . . care.]

Stoli's the best! I've known this schmuck since birth and I've only regretted it a handful of times. :-) Naw, he's a great friend, an enabler, a party god. Never underestimate the powers of the Stoli...