My friend Grant's daughter is missing. She's 15. People keep asking me if this is real. Yes, it's fucking real. More real and way closer to home than I ever wanted to experience. I want to stand on my porch with an AK and a box of grenades to protect my family.

Please, if you see her or have any information, call the numbers or contact me.

Thanks.

Thanks to the SF folks for the reminder, please register for www.txtmob.com/ and join the "sactosantacon" group: www.txtmob.com/group_info.php

Ho Ho Ho Bag.

It's that time. Grab your Santa Suit and make your way to downtown Sacramento. Don't have a santa suit? Make or buy one, but don't show up in just a santa hat unless you have $1000's to buy us all drinks, all night. Yes, you WILL be Santa's Little Bitch(tm).

We'll start out at the jail, to hopefully impress them with our soberness and holiday spirit so that if we end up there later on, they will be nice to us. The jail and train station are only moments from each other, so this will give all you folks from out of town an opportunity to meet up with us so we can get our Ho on.

Bring money for drinks.

Bring an unmarked drinking vessel.

Bring comfy shoes and warm clothes.

Bring gifts and crap for the shoppers and homeless.

Bring a musical instrument.

Bring a megaphone.

Bring a camera (tag your photos with sacsantacon07 on flickr.com).

Bring your loud ass and your singing pipes.

BRING YOUR OWN BAIL!

When: Saturday, December 8th Time: 1pm

Where: Meet at the Jail in downtown Sacramento (7th & I)

The train station is at 6th and I. We'll be leaving the Jail at about 2pm.

THE FOUR FUCKS:

Don't fuck with KIDS

Don't fuck with THE LAW

Don't fuck with SECURITY

DON'T FUCK WITH SANTA

Santa is just about the best response to any question asked, like "Who's in charge here?" or "What's your name?".


And then next week we head down to SF to do it all again! Details here:

santacon.tribe.net/
www.sacramentocacophony.com/sanf...n2007

This is Cinder. She's an American Bulldog. She is cute, smart, and very strong. We get to keep her now, thanks to Scot. Cinder was in a fire at her breeder's house. He lost nine dogs, but this one made it out. Her paws, tail, girl parts, and a few other bits were pretty badly burned. Everything is all healed up now and she's all puppy, all the time. You should come meet her. She is fun.