PARODY OR HATE CRIME?

CORRUPTER OF TRUTH

   Fri, February 22, 2008 - 12:39 AM
YOU. LIAR. SHAM. CORRUPTER OF TRUTH. TRAITOR TO ME AND ALL THAT IS.

YOU ARE INSANE. YOU ARE DEPRAVED. YOU ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF DARKNESS AND A STAIN UPON HUMANITY. I CURSE YOU TO UNIMAGINABLE PAIN AND SUFFERING. FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE THERE IS NO FORGIVENESS. FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE, THERE IS NO SHELTER. MY WRATH IS ALL-ENCOMPASSING AND SOON THE HARPIES AND SYCOPHANTS WILL TRUMPET MY VITUPERATION WITH A SYMPHONY OF AGREEMENT AND ADULATION.

THEY HATE YOU. I'VE FOCUSED THEIR NEED FOR VALIDATION INTO A LASER-BEAM OF RIGHTEOUS HATRED. THEY KNOW NOW WHAT YOU ARE. I'M ON TO YOU. I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING. THE CLEAR MATHEMATIC SYMMETRY OF MY CALCULATIONS PUTS YOU AT THE CENTER OF EVERY GREAT CRIME COMMITTED IN THE PAST HALF CENTURY.

RUN WE WILL FIND YOU. REASON AND WE WILL ONLY CRUSH YOU WITH HYSTERICAL CRIES FOR YOUR HEAD. THE CROWS MASS EVEN NOW FOR THE FEEDING.

I DAMN YOU TO A FATE COMPLETELY DISPROPORTIONATE TO ANYTHING YOU REALISTICALLY COULD HAVE DONE. I DO IT BECAUSE I'M BORED. I DO IT BECAUSE I CAN. THAT IS THE PURITY OF MY UNIMAGINABLE TRUTH. FEAST ON THE EXQUISITE TASTE OF MY FABULOUSNESS.




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Fri, February 22, 2008 - 7:19 PM
Great. That road needs some spackle.
Good thing no one was on it at the time.
Sat, February 23, 2008 - 3:17 PM
well done!
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Don't forget to edit it later when you start to feel a tad guilty about it all, but then make sure to read the heinous PMs I send you after you offer to bury the hatchet, in which I will say "your blog post made me put razor blades on myself and thus I can never forgive you for allowing me to lie about you and stab you in the back repeatedly, engaging in what I accuse you of and refuse to take responsibility for, despite the obviousness of my lies and insanity" &c. It's complicated, but, damn, you're almost there.
Sun, March 2, 2008 - 10:34 AM
Hee! snarfle. kak.
Splendidly rendered, mein good Villager. Where have aryooo been all mein life?

There *eez* hope fur ze peoples after alll. Mangy donkeys for renewing mein faith in ze individuality, good humor, dognitive abilities, und upright fight ov man.

BURN ZEM ALL UND LET DR. FRANKENSTEIN SORT 'EM OUT!!!!!