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Deirdre

online 209 friends
joined on 06/15/06
last updated 07/19/08
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My Testimonials

December 7, 2007
Just for you.
Because I care -

www.pitbullarmory.com/Squirre...mor.html

xo !!!
December 3, 2007
Ah, Dre. So many memories. Her stage managing Main Stage and scaring the hell out of me. Her Countess of Essex which scared the hell out of me. Her obsession with squirrels, which scares the hell out of me.

Then she gave me a cupcake that looked like an ice cream cone.

Now I'm not scared anymore!

Just want more cupcakes.
December 3, 2007
You know why I loves me some Dre?

She once soiled one of my Morris Hankies.

Long story. Very funny.

But I do loves me some Dre. Surely do.
August 4, 2007
First of all, I suck at these. Second of all, I miss you. You make me laugh. I could use a good laugh right now. This time I am going to make you laugh for me...**insert evil laugh here** See you next week. I have never worked a faire without you being my director.....COOL! You rock Dre! Stay in trouble and away from squirrels.
July 6, 2007
Underneath the prickly exterior lies a true gem. I count myself among the few lucky one's to be allowed "in." You're fabulous, Dre... Don't ever believe otherwise.
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Why? A Retrospective

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Born in San Francisco, CA and raised in the Marina District, Deirdre learned at a young age that you could get free snowcones from grown-ups by looking cute. This talent was wasted when her family moved to Beaver Cleaver-ville (aka North Stockton) away from all the kind Italians. While the Sargent family use to own the vast majority of land from Northern Marin into the Gold Country - that was 100 years ago. What happened? No one knows but rumors of a card game, too much whiskey and a goat still circulate around Jackson to this day. Stockton wasn't bad, they had racquetball & the High School mascot was named after a prophylactic.

Deirdre attended Lincoln High School, which she adored, once she toasted all the people that made fun of her at the prom and ruined her dress with that pigs blood.

After being run out of town on a rail (for the Prom incident), Deirdre started College of the Sequoias. During this time she worked for the California Shakespeare Festival, was the President of Delta Psi Omega and raised so much hell that they are still talking about it to this day. She also started her career of corset wearing portraying "Janet" in The Rocky Horror Picture Show for 5 years under the screen, on stage and with a Rocky themed catering company. Past classmates include 2 homosexuals, 1 Marine, 1 felon wanted in 5 states, 10 drunk losers, 2 housewives living in Tulare, 1 major film executive and a fellow Soiled Dove (Tulip).

Deirdre moved to Los Angeles where she attended The American Academy of Dramatic Arts. It was there that she got the nickname "Dre". She says "It was just a butch thing that a bunch of us girls thought up while we were drinking beer and shooting pool in some dive in Pasadena." Her high point at the Academy was on graduation night where her and a few classmates had a night of drunken debauch. They broke at least 8 laws. Gee, is the Academy still having open bar parties for their graduating Production Company kids? Hmmmm. At least WE were over 21.

She started working the California Renaissance Pleasure Faires in 1989 and started directing shows in 1991. She directed & performed some of the best quality Shakespeare shows on that site until they found out about the Prom incident. In an effort to get back to the theatre she loves, she started the Soiled Doves in 1998 on a bet. Gerald Zepeda once said, "If it's funny once, it's funny a thousand times." She took this to heart and ran with it.

After 4 years as Guildmaster of the Southern Queens Court, she retired in 2006 in favor of David Wine and his HUGE cup. She has been playing Queen Elizabeth at the Northern California Renaissance Faire since 2004 and is having a blast at the Love Faire of California. She is looking forward this year to camping, parties, corsets, and finding the secret to Life, The Universe and Everything. I'm convinced it is NOT 42 and has something to do with an activity that makes your toes curl.

What Now? Well, now that Deirdre's father has made the National political scene, Deirdre wants high level introductions at the best Georgetown parties. She planned to meet Socks, the First Cat and Buddy, the First Dog. But now Socks is living with that nice Secretary lady and Buddy is deceased. Life sucks. When asked what she would say if she could meet the former President, she replied "I'll sing him whatever he wants and in a corset too! By the way, when do I get paid for this?"
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My Recent Activity

Re: Glen is available!! (in Faire Rumors) OK, bee' atches - get out of the way. (A) I don't have to dye my hair. It's real and I can prove it. (B) I have a bacon bikini (C) Knowing people who have worked with LC lately, she is certifiable crazy, insane, like aliens took her to the Moth... read more
discussion post on Thu, July 24, 2008 - 3:00 PM
Re: Jousting peeve (in Ren Faire History Snobs) I hate the PA system too (as well as juggling a mike in my fan) but as a customer I would hate not hearing anyone much more and after all, we are here for them.
discussion post on Thu, July 24, 2008 - 9:08 AM
Re: Jousting peeve (in Ren Faire History Snobs) That was Hanlon-Lees from the REC days.
discussion post on Thu, July 24, 2008 - 9:07 AM
Re: Jousting peeve (in Ren Faire History Snobs) First let me say that I heard about your experience at dance class and my sympathies to you and Thena for having to deal with that. I would have left. That behavious is unprofessional, deplorable and anyone who behaves in such a manner deserves ... read more
discussion post on Thu, July 24, 2008 - 7:26 AM
Re: The Eagles and solo flights (in Tribe Video Music Channel) www.youtube.com/watch

Get Over it - the Theme Song for Faires Nationwide
discussion post on Sat, July 19, 2008 - 10:38 AM
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My Blog

Just Sayin'.
Thu, July 3, 2008 - 12:09 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
Well once I got to Stately Wayne Manor (SWM), Kat & I went out for a drive in the new Batmobile aka the Mini Cooper Clubman. Catwoman gave up the lease on the old Batmobile (black Lexis SUV) to buy this car. This car ROCKS! So much cooler than a Jag or any other poser car. It is chocolate and cream with leather seats, sunroof, Sat Radio, interior night mood lighting (that can change color), no key to start the car, joy stick to control most features , blue tooth, heated seats, mpg calcul... read more
Mon, June 23, 2008 - 9:10 AM permalink - 8 comments
 
Block Peoples Pictures. Now I know that you can minimize the window but then you don't get to see anyones pictures. It is a choice of all or nothing. There should be a feature where I can select certain friends to block from my picture window. Why just block certain pictures? Because some people can't get it through their head that in a considerate society you don't post what will be deemed objectionable by the average boss that will come up on someones PC at work.

The world is gettin... read more
Tue, June 10, 2008 - 2:43 PM permalink - 18 comments
 
My whole party has been killed 3x now on Final Fantasy 10 and it is PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!! I hate this thing with PS2 or XBox that you can't get by boss battles with God codes like on PC games. IT IS NOT FUN WHEN I AM WASTING HOURS OF MY LIFE BEING FRUSTRATED! I PAY YOUR IDIOT SALARIES TO BE ENTERTAINED!!!!!!!!!!! NOT TO GIVE ME HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I need a 12 year old boy to come over here and get me through this or else I am FUCKIN STUCK AND NOT ABOUT TO ... read more
Thu, May 22, 2008 - 4:22 PM permalink - 15 comments
 
Sorry, my blog for today is postponed as I spent the morning writing, making thumbnails and posting my Disney Food Porn. WAY overdue on that and my "fans" are getting pissy.

Also I am off to the City for a second interview at Kaiser at 3:30 for the head of the department. Yet again wearing Lady D's clothes. This is what happens when you return one jacket, get a call they want to see you again and Lady D gets you more clothes.
Tue, January 22, 2008 - 1:25 PM permalink - 13 comments
 
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