Male

30

I like hubcaps, I like laundry, I like waffles, I like
antfarms, I like recess, picnics and eatin' pork and
beans. I like tinfoil and bowties, I like cardboard and
moon pies, when I'm soaking in the bathtub I like
SHOOTIN' SUBMARINES. Shootin' submarines. I like Snoopy, I
like Droopy, I like Charles Nelson Reilly, I like Hee-Haw,
Fat Albert and I also like corn. I like cornflakes,
corndogs, I like corn bread and cornstarch, I like the
band Korn and popcorn. I like all kinds of corn. ALL KINDS
OF CORN. I like eggrolls and crab rolls, crab legs, but
not frog legs, I like duck sauce with duct tape and
jumping on the bed. I like Popeye, Pipeye, Popeye Poopeye
Peepeye. Olive Oyl and Bluto, and falling on my head
FALLING ON MY HEAD. I like throwing spaghetti at Bigfoot
and Yeti I like Veronica and Betty, don't call me Jughead.
I like gumballs and rumballs, I like cheeseballs and
cheesecake, I like pineapple upside-down cake. why's it
upside-down? WHY'S IT UPSIDE-DOWN?