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To paraphrase Tom Lehrer, "he...decided to devote his life to what has since become a rather successful scientific project -- namely, the attempt to prolong adolescence beyond all previous limits." Despite graduating from UNC I have been unable to let go of the life of the undergraduate, and thus live in Chapel Hill working for the University as a minor paper pusher and having a grand time being involved with college radio, playing games, watching cartoons, and being a gibbering fanboy.

Alternately: "Hey, it's that Phil guy. And he's got a yo-yo."