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Dan

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joined on 01/24/04
last updated 03/11/06
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My Testimonials

March 24, 2006
Dan knows how much I value his brain...in fact, I kind of *want* his brain...in a nice way. I also want to hang out with Dan in used book stores and used record shops with coffee places attached to them. Big fun.
May 19, 2004
With the anecdotes of a true fiend and toys spilling from his pockets, Dan Joy presents himself as no one else. Safe harbor for runaways, tired sex workers, the lost, and the wondering, he is a gentleman, occifer. Do you wish to twirl his red umbrella, or be a poet, impromptu? He'll share his colored pens, and he’s got glitter glue. From him an extreme of consciousness meanders of non-sequitur birth, remaining sensical, with swells of silliness and pitches of irony. He juggles morphemes lawlessly... must be hiding a supergalactic lexical transposition impositioner beneath that umbrella. I dunno’ what else right now… I miss him….
May 1, 2004
How can I put into words that which is beyond
their capability? In attempting to write a
testimonial for Dan I feel perhaps as my feline
animal companion of 10 years, Gypsy, might feel
if she were asked to testify about me. While
I've known Dan for a bit longer than my cat and
I have been together, his arcane insights and
artful, but not entirely unexpected, outlooks
are both inexplicably novel sustenance and
imminent gifts from another species as if we
were beings of vaguely similar but separate mammalian
genotypes. Dan traverses and explicates those
realms that make me realize each time anew that
ideas and my life are not two different spaces
but one and the same. Whether he's writing about
'neither here nor there,' as he likes to
characterize it, or modeling what that means in
his views and friendship relationships, all I
can say is that he's a hell of a great guy to
have in your life, even if he's now (perhaps but
only slightly unfortunately for me) on one coast
and I'm on the other!

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I value honesty, authenticity, absurdity, levity, longevity, cocreativity, and regenerativity. Be kind and transvaluate. Dance. Timothy Leary called me "a total Junkie" (now abstinent) and "an expert at manufacturing excuses" (currently phasing out production). I volunteer time.
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My Blog

Now that my itchy alien horror has subsided it's time to give everyone this important update on my ongoing cutting-edge scientific research!

I saw that girl again, the one I mentioned in my entry of 3/10, who had lunch with me and said I should definitely have a blog since I’m a writer ‘n’ all, the one I hoped might go out with me, or at least have lunch with me again, if I had a blog--thus inspiring me to undertake the serial apices of literary achievement across which you are scraping yo... read more
Mon, March 27, 2006 - 9:31 PM permalink - 9 comments
 
This is awful! Maybe I caught something from the dermatologically challenged alien, because on Wednesday I came down with this utterly horrific rash! Something like hives, all over--I mean ALL over, upper arms, forerarms, back, chest, stomach, thighs, calves, feet! Raised, stinging, hot, *incredibly itchy* welts galore! Plus slight tightness of the throat and somewhat labored breathing and general strange sensations.

Yesterday I went to the clinic across the street (my regular GP being una... read more
Fri, March 24, 2006 - 10:10 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
The dermatologically challenged extraterrestrial expertly extricated me from the horrific interplanetary clusterfuck, restored me to my original form (after which point I was no longer a bird, of course), and deposited me back on planet earth in a vastly relieved but nonetheless residually dicombobulated condition.

After all that, I just had to have a cigarette.
Sat, March 11, 2006 - 12:31 AM permalink - 3 comments
 
Fortunately, my plight came to the attention of a dermatologically challenged extraterrestrial!
Sat, March 11, 2006 - 12:24 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
As a bird, I flew into outer space, ran into bad traffic, and collided catastrophically with an absolutely horrific INTERPLANETARY CLUSTERFUCK!!!
Sat, March 11, 2006 - 12:18 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
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