From there to here,from here to there...

not rich enough..

<~'o'~> — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:57:58 GMT

I a took a job with hi-profile electrical company and got thrown at one of those big-ass condo towers down town. Uh, its a ski store...in Texas...a snow ski store. Its a rather difficult job in being that all the pipe work is exposed. Actually every thing is exposed, pipes,ducts,steel, every thing. So, my apprentice and I went to the Mega-Whole-Foods Market down the street to get an idea as to what is expected for this type of down town work. Ive been an electrician for 9 years, no I will not fix your fucked up Audiovox stereo that you spilled beer in one night while rolling on Ecstasy, and have never had to do a job of this magnitude so, a little advice might be handy. We walked in to the Mega-Whole-Foods Market that uses enough, if not more, dirty power to fuel a small town in west Texas only to be greeted with a "what are you here for?" Well now, we were in company uniform and so I wasn't to shocked with her form of warm Texas hello. I asked her," how do you get to the main part of the building", and she gave me a look of,' are you kidding, your not here to take my 400 $ cooking class, not that you could afford it ,construction- scum, but, what she said really made me angry. " Up-stairs", was all she said. Up stairs where, your house, my house, the fucking White House, how the fuck do I get there, and why do you keep looking at my jeans? We walked in, found the magic stairs to supreme well being and entered and were immediately followed by security. After about 20 or so minutes of staring at the ceiling Deputy Dog comes walking up and says, " boys, is there a problem"? I explained our situation and or fact finding mission to him which seemed to appease the long arm of the law and he hit the happy trails. Now behind him was the manager of the department we were in and God forbid we should touch any of his wares. This tiny little man followed us all over the place. He especially got agitated when we touched a pair of his 100 dollar jeans. It was like an alarm went off through his department " POOR PEOPLE,POOR PEOPLE, POOR PEOPLE.........." He came over with the speed of the Flash and flat out asked me " what do you want". Fucking WOW! I was floored. We left. Kinda sucks to be treated by your Alumni in that manner. I worked for Whole Foods for the better part of 5 years in the meat and seafood department. We were nice back then. Back the if some one came up and ogled over a pair of 100 dollar jeans, pretty sure we would ve said " try-em, every one should feel this".

hahahaha...just kidding. Ilove photo shop

<~'o'~> — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:45:01 GMT

Oooh crap.

<~'o'~> — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:40:20 GMT

And just think in about 16 years she'll be behind the wheel instead of the back seat.

Yes,yes,yes. Some times all you can do is laugh.

<~'o'~> — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:32:33 GMT

I cant think of a song that would go with this entry or at least an apropiate one one. Well, my fine featherd freinds,I just spent my self a week in the 'Grey Bar Hotel'. Jail,people,jail. I had warrant out for me in another county,so with the recomendation of my attourney,we'll cal him Harvey,ya know Harvey Birdman attourney at law,to turn myself in in another county. Big fucking mistake. What should have taken three hours to process took a week. One judge says"ok" while the other says "fuck no". Politics.If you've never been to jail take my advice and dont go. Its not what you think . I know I shouldnt be so down trodden about it. Hell I can do a week standing on my head and Ive done much,much longer. This time was a little different. I can do the time as long as I know how much time Im going to do. The hardest part is not knowing how much your going to do or how your going to get out. You see, every thing works on a thing they call a bond. Now ,for those of you that dont know,bonds are the magic key to freedom. Either you have them or you dont. Bonds can be set in any court. A regular bond is a golden ticket. You know what it is,set by the court of course,you pay ten percent of said bond and your sailling. Example; 10000 dollar bond, you pay 1000 and they let you go after a lengthy prossessing ordeal. The best is a personal recognacense bond. This little nugget states that youve been a resident of said county for over a year, you are employed and not threat to society, and you will show up for a court date. They deem you worthy and you walk, no money out of pocket. The other one is cash asurety. 1000 dollars is 1000 dollars,no bullshit, no haggleing,no nada. For some reason I didnt get ANY of these. I got money. Ive lived in Austin for a good long while, and Ive been doing what I do for almost 8 years. So, what the fuck? Well maybe we should call Harvey, Lazzlo. See, my leagle representation and I used to party quite a bit together. Mushrooms ,LSD,weed, and lotsa booze. With my a problemb,who can you turn to? Freinds,of course. FUCK NO! Lazzlo took a gamble. I lost. The best part of the week was when he visited me in jail and said," you look a little upset ". Oh, holy shit ! I really could do nothing but laugh at the top of my lungs. Calmly I told him that he should understand how dissapointed I was at the sittuation at hand. He had better pull a magic rabbit out of his ass and make this go away. Enough of that. In jail you will meet all kinds of innocent people. Ive never seen more upstanding rightious people gatherd in one complex in my life. Aint no body done nuthin. The snorring obesese Cuban I had the pleasure of sharring a cell with did'nt even know the crack cocain he he stuffed under his man tit was his. Or the very mentally dissturbed man who had been in 28 fights in 30 days,one leathal, was doing any thing wrong but deffending his religion. Good gawd. I was there because I called my ex-wife 9 times in an 7 hour period. Did you know that in Texass thats telephone harrasment? I did'nt. Hmmm can I throw South Western Bell In jail ? All you can do is laugh. I did a fire perfomance at a benifit for that art teacher who showed her boobs on the internet for her legal defence. Any body do shit for me? Fuck no. Why should they? I aint that pretty.