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Richard

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last updated 01/20/07
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Some Places I Go and Write

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My Recent Activity

Your religion? (blog entry) 1) Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2)Protestants don''t recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store or Hooters.
blog entry posted Sun, December 24, 2006 - 11:55 PM permalink - 0 comments
lending money (blog entry) If you lend someone $20 and you never see them again. It was probably worth it.
blog entry posted Sun, December 24, 2006 - 11:42 PM permalink - 0 comments
criticism.. (blog entry) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his or her shoes. That way, when you critcize them, you are a mile or so away and you have their shoes..
blog entry posted Sun, December 24, 2006 - 11:36 PM permalink - 0 comments
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Dare To Be Different!

"Those who go round in circles shall be known as wheels"

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I was born on a rainy day.......

Gender
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Age
52
Location
Kansas
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Life Lessons and Other Observations.....

Your religion?
1) Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2)Protestants don''t recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store or Hooters.
Sun, December 24, 2006 - 11:55 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
lending money
If you lend someone $20 and you never see them again. It was probably worth it.
Sun, December 24, 2006 - 11:42 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
criticism..
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his or her shoes. That way, when you critcize them, you are a mile or so away and you have their shoes..
Sun, December 24, 2006 - 11:36 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Snowmen......
.fall from heaven unnassembled....
Sun, December 24, 2006 - 11:29 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
nudists
Why is it that most nudists are the ones you don't want to see naked?
Sun, December 24, 2006 - 11:22 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Vegetables...
If carrots are so good for the eyes....how come I see so many rabbits dead on the highway????
Sun, December 24, 2006 - 11:14 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Another Record broken!!!!!!!!
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I have stayed alive.
Sun, November 26, 2006 - 7:04 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
I am
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.
Sun, November 26, 2006 - 6:56 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
If life deals you...
If life deals you lemons...make lemonade. If it deals you tomatoes...make bloody marys. But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades....now THAT'S a message!!!
Sun, November 26, 2006 - 6:46 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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Two Bits Media of Kansas City

Sugar Creek Mayor Says Who Cares About Our Residents? They Are Just People...
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Republican Candidates Do Not Understand Health Care Problems
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Kansas City Renters Beware
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Kansas Senator Sam Brownback Speaks at National Right to Life Convention
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originally published at Two Bits Media of Kansas City
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The Way i Heard It

The Way I Heard It 04.12.07
[c]2007 by Richard L Zorek.........04.12.07...................Contrary to popular belief, Don Imus is still alive, at least for now. That was revealed after it was reported he made  some crude racial comments on his show last week. MSNBC pulled the plug on the simulcast after someone told them that his show was being broadcast on their network..............The Senate has passed another bill for stem cell research which is destined to be vetoed by President Bush. The Senate waited until Nancy Pelosi got back from her self-appointed job as President in the Middle East to see if they couldn't get it by her without a veto..................The Pentagon is offering financial bonuses for miltary men to stay in the service. Defending our countries freedom is now a lucrative position.............Larry Birkhead is the dad of Dannie Lynn, according to the DNA results. The results also showed he is also the dad of Angelina Jolie's adopted baby,   Katie Holmes new baby, and Sanjaya Malakar.................The house once lived in by Johnny Cash went up in a ring if fire this week.............And Sanjaya did not go up in a cloud of smoke on American Idol, but survived another week. At least that's the way I heard it.................
Wed, April 11, 2007 - 6:28 PM permalink
The Way i Heard It 04.03.07
.......[c]2007 by Richard L Zorek......04.03.07...............The Rolling Stones, Keith Richards confessed that he snorted cocaine with his father. His father was dead already, though, and what Richards snorted was cocaine with his dads cremated ashes. Street value of cremated ashes has now increased...................The parents of a baby in Sweden are fighting to have her named Metallica, after the heavy metal band. Swedish officials declined the name because of it. Had they been in America, we name kids all kind of questionable names like Dweezil, Moon Unit, and Rosie O'Donnell..............It's spring! Time for Love American Style: Domestic shootings in Washington and Atlanta this week. Doesn't love mean never having to say "reload?"...................Kitt, the talking car from the 80s TV show, Knight Rider, is for sale for about $149,000 in California. Not a surprise considering that gas is almost $4 a gallon there. Even Kitt can't talk himself out of that price..............A Chicago Art School student has created a statue of Jesus that looks a lot like Barack Obama. in fact, it is supposed to. Didn't the Democrats promise they would walk on water if they got control of the Senate?. At least that's the way I heard it...............
Tue, April 3, 2007 - 3:40 PM permalink
The Way I Heard It 03.22.07
[c]2007 by Richard L Zorek.........03.22.07............A report in the Academy of General Dentistry Journal reports that if you put your teeth in soda for 48 hours, it will damage the enamel. So, do not swim in your Mountain Dew..............................Wolfgang Puck has made a change in his restaurant menus and will only serve animals that have been treated humanely while they were alive. This allows them to be fried with dignity.................Democratic candidate John Edwards is pressing on with his campiagn in spite of his wife's recurring cancer. He is a congressman, so, of course, he and his wife have health care........................Simon and Schuster plans to publish a book about Bill Clintons favorite subject, entitled "Wrestling History: The Bill Clinton Tapes." It includes intimate interviews with Clinton while he was in the White House. The steamy illicit sex scenes were deleted, so the book is very short........................ and hell froze over while Sanjaya survived another week on American Idol. At least that's the way I heard it.................................
Thu, March 22, 2007 - 4:45 PM permalink
The Way I Heard It 03.08.07
....[c]2007 by Richard L Zorek.........03.08.07............A 20 year old man suffered from burned genitals after trying to repeat a stunt from the movie "Jackass." There is truly a reason why the movie has that name.................A number of new one dollar coins were issued and mistakenly had the words "In God we trust" left off them. They made it past inspectors and into circulation. God could not be reached for comment, but a note from His office suggested the error was actually a good example of  "truth in advertising."..................Captain America is killed by snipers in the last comic of the super hero. Public relations stunt or prophetic word?...................Walgreens is facing a discrimination suit. The company, like many others, does in fact, discriminate: Employees that dont do well, do not get promotions. Some employees who did not get promoted happen to be black, so they are claiming racism. At least that's the way I heard it...............
Thu, March 8, 2007 - 5:35 AM permalink
originally published at rlz's Xanga
 
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