joined on 06/23/07
last updated 04/01/11
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about me
I found being a Teen Idol a bitch...so I chose to be a vendictive fat bastard instead!
DICKENS BITS:
Edward Leeford ( alias "Mr.Monks" ) Is currently on a fact finding mission in North America...one never knows when a bad penny might turn up again!
Tobias Juniperberry Crackit ( alias "Flash Toby" ) - Currently sealed in a block of Carbonite,to keep him fresh. Set to thaw in time for the next Dickens Fair!
PIRATEY BITS:
WILLIAM OATES, deposed Captain of "The Scurvey Skeleton".Nicknamed "Monks",owing to a series of pet monkeys,and for being accused of several unproven pirate deaths from "Monkey Bites"! Marooned on Skeleton Island by my own crew. But I got my revenge...they all died of SCURVEY! ( Stupid sods,it wasn't just a clever name for a ship! ). After losing a bet with Captain Edward Teech, I single handedly gnawed off Long John Silver's leg! ( Oh,how we larfed! ). Quite possibly responsible for eating Captain Flint too. ( Erm...The Pirate & The Parrot. ) Currently seeking employ as ships torturer. I am what you'd call a "Freebooter".
Captain Jack Spareribs press-ganged...actually he didn't even have the courtesy to press gang me,he basically walked up and told me, I yam a member of his crew! Sort of like Pirate-Moses laying down the law. Still slightly miffed that Maynard has a higher rank onboard...but flattered to be a part of The Pirates of Harbor Bay!
" Sink ? Swim ? Go Down With The Ship ? "
(blog entry)
Well Tribesters , I've hit a wall.
Years ago , as a solo interweb surfer , several friends asked me to join "Yahoo Groups"...so I did...and it seemed like within months , this outpost of "hubbub" and info-share , clammed up. So , back to ride ...
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The Final Chapter? ( Of My Faux Kick Ass Rock Band. )
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"Downs Gulch Aerodrome" had now been around for some time, and although the line-up never changed , the band would find itself splintering at various times. Frustrated , by always being associated with "D.G.A." , the band members decided it was ju...
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Pondering Out Loud , In The Echo-ey Halls Of Tribe!
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Okay...so someone has to know. It popped into my head today. I pondered this ALOT. And couldn't think of any sort of logical answer. Surely,there is an answer...buried under layers of blogs & wikis & other crap...somewhere. But I figure , the wide...
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"GO TO HELL?" ( You First! )
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So...been damned recently? Well , y'know me , I get a hoot out of online "tests". Are they a proven thing? I dunno , probably as accurate as my Ouija board! So , anyroad... I recently came accross a test to find out what part of Dante's Inferno , ...
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Rhetorical Question # 3 : "Reverse Racism" ?
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Have you heard this term before , friends and neighbours , "Reverse Racism" ? I heard it one night on the local evening news - local being the Sacramento area. There was a court case involving a "white" man , whom was claiming he was being harass...
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Well Tribesters , I've hit a wall.
Years ago , as a solo interweb surfer , several friends asked me to join "Yahoo Groups"...so I did...and it seemed like within months , this outpost of "hubbub" and info-share , clammed up. So , back to ride the wild surf...until some friends said, "Hey , MySpace is where it's at!" ... okay , I'll try again ... and after a few months , everyone clams up... but I did gain a few celebrity friends. ( I'm sure one day William Shatner WILL invite me to his Su...
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"Downs Gulch Aerodrome" had now been around for some time, and although the line-up never changed , the band would find itself splintering at various times. Frustrated , by always being associated with "D.G.A." , the band members decided it was just easier to be the band than a solo artist continually answering questions about the state of the band! And they weathered on. The turn of the century saw a re-energized band , whom would break their previous commitment to never appearing on their o...
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Okay...so someone has to know. It popped into my head today. I pondered this ALOT. And couldn't think of any sort of logical answer. Surely,there is an answer...buried under layers of blogs & wikis & other crap...somewhere. But I figure , the wide circle of folks I know , is faster , cleaner , and definitely fresher smelling.
So here's the ponderance: WHY is it that "crazy people" , are supposed to be on some sort of "Napoleon-fetish" ? WHEN did we first start associating the two? Sure.....
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So...been damned recently? Well , y'know me , I get a hoot out of online "tests". Are they a proven thing? I dunno , probably as accurate as my Ouija board! So , anyroad... I recently came accross a test to find out what part of Dante's Inferno , I would be thrown into! I was surprised to say the least!
Here's the link: ( Answer as truthfully as possible. )
www.4degreez.com/misc/dant...no-test.mv
Here's how I wound up: ( And shocked I was! )
The Dante's Inferno Test ha...
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Have you heard this term before , friends and neighbours , "Reverse Racism" ? I heard it one night on the local evening news - local being the Sacramento area. There was a court case involving a "white" man , whom was claiming he was being harassed in a racist way , by a "hispanic" co-worker , and his lawyer was referring to this as "reverse racism". Now , even though Sacramento IS the state capital , they are pretty much dumb as dirt farmers up here. So , I basically ignored this bit of stu...
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August 3, 2007
Don't believe his grumpy curmudgeonly humbugy-er-than-thou exterior...under all that sewage lies a soft, squishy, pink and yellow striped taffy center. The kind that gets stuck in your teeth and pulls out fillings, but taffy all the same :)
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