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MONKS

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joined on 06/23/07
last updated 04/01/11
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My Yo Ho Homies!

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True Lies

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Age
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I found being a Teen Idol a bitch...so I chose to be a vendictive fat bastard instead!

DICKENS BITS:

Edward Leeford ( alias "Mr.Monks" ) Is currently on a fact finding mission in North America...one never knows when a bad penny might turn up again!

Tobias Juniperberry Crackit ( alias "Flash Toby" ) - Currently sealed in a block of Carbonite,to keep him fresh. Set to thaw in time for the next Dickens Fair!

PIRATEY BITS:

WILLIAM OATES, deposed Captain of "The Scurvey Skeleton".Nicknamed "Monks",owing to a series of pet monkeys,and for being accused of several unproven pirate deaths from "Monkey Bites"! Marooned on Skeleton Island by my own crew. But I got my revenge...they all died of SCURVEY! ( Stupid sods,it wasn't just a clever name for a ship! ). After losing a bet with Captain Edward Teech, I single handedly gnawed off Long John Silver's leg! ( Oh,how we larfed! ). Quite possibly responsible for eating Captain Flint too. ( Erm...The Pirate & The Parrot. ) Currently seeking employ as ships torturer. I am what you'd call a "Freebooter".

Captain Jack Spareribs press-ganged...actually he didn't even have the courtesy to press gang me,he basically walked up and told me, I yam a member of his crew! Sort of like Pirate-Moses laying down the law. Still slightly miffed that Maynard has a higher rank onboard...but flattered to be a part of The Pirates of Harbor Bay!
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Crap Spewed From My Think Hole!

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BLATHERING JIBBER JABBER!

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Blackmail Is A Dirty Word...But Accurate