He's a crusty mofo whose whoville dj name is related to a chemical compound that only he will ever understand--a complex tetrahydrochloryde of several atomic neubelungen in swirling formations that zap in & out of existence @ exactly the write moments to sustain the appearance of nothing.. that is, until the woman with the purple lips undoes your fly, at which point, you realise that Construct's electroset has set everyone to drinking absynthe from giant cans infested with live, writing wormwood.

I'm supposed to judge Chris according to his qualities and not his charm. Good thing his qualities are great, because his charm is a little shaky. ;)

Chis has an amzingly cute nose. Really he does.

Chris is a wicked dj, I heard/saw him on Saturday. He's definetley not a snob either, but rather a very sweet young man. And he's damn clever too.