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Oh, what the hell

   Thu, June 12, 2008 - 7:36 AM
Most of these probably won't make sense out of context. But, what the heck - that was my first thought.

Beer: not

Sex: gender, right?

McDonald: ugly tartan

Relationship: not yet

Purple: bold

Power Rangers: dead

Steroids: big

Cartoons: essential

The President: impeach

Tupperware: dishwasher (don't ask)

Santa Clause: misspelled

Halloween: yeah!!!

Alice: street (Oakland)

Myspace: immature Tribe

Clowns: run away!

Marriage: doubtful - hopeful

Paris: Verne

Patty: old friend I need to call

Redheads: was one once

Blondes: explitive deleted

One night stands: hmmm?

Donald Trump: comb over

Neverland: want to go

Pixie: annoying (not the person)

Word: novel

Vanilla Ice Cream: yum

Hooters: close

High School Musical: eh?

Pajamas: comfy

Woody: station wagon

Wet Socks: outdoors



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Thu, June 12, 2008 - 7:41 PM
I need to know the tupperware/ dishwasher association!!
Fri, June 13, 2008 - 7:02 AM
Ever seen what cheap tupperware does in the hot rinse cycle? I have ... it was sad. Thinking I had the real deal (it was a tupperware rip off) I poped the parts into my mother's dishwasher (back in Colorado.) When it was done, we opened the door and found we'd created blue and white plastic ... ummm, modern art. Damn near fell over laughing.

This was the same afternoon my mother and I had that amazing bonding moment: not only were we laughing about the tupper-sculpture, but I had read to her "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven. Its a must read!!