1. What is your emotional state right now?
Aggravation, I’m at work nuff said

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
With my foot. I’m not touching anything in those nasty bathrooms

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Absolutely

4. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Chocolate syrup for my milk in the morning, can’t start the day without it.

5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? When I was younger people said I reminded them of Winona Ryder, back in the Mermaids days, before she started shoplifting.

6. What is your favorite pizza topping? Black olives

7. Do you crack your knuckles? Unfortunately, I’m trying to stop

8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
“I’m going to Wichita--dun, dun, dun,dun, dun, duh” The white Stripes song, try having it stuck in your head all the way through Kansas on a motorcycle. Sheer torture

9. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? Yes it does, thanks a lot

10. What would be the best super power? Being able to change shape (like the Wonder Twin chick - although they were kinda creepy looking) I could be anything

11. Peppermint or Spearmint? Spearmint yummy

12. Where are your car keys? Tossed em on the table somewhere

13. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? Everyone’s

14. What's your most annoying habit? I probably have tons of them, but what annoys me is the cracking knuckles thing

15. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be?
I have to pick just one??? That Jrex girl made me want to punch her, but she fell of the face of the earth, so I’ll say guttersluts (collectively speaking)

16. What is your best physical feature? I am all that and a bag of chips yo. No, probably my eyes.

17. What CD is closest to you right now? Tribal Matrix J

18. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? Beer, Cheerwine, and water

20. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? Not if I can help it, unless me and Shorty are both on the road and need to shoot the shit.

21. What OCD qualities do you have? Don’t know if it’s so much OCD, but I smell the pages of the books I read. It’s uncontrollable, every so often I have to fan the pages so I can smell them. It makes me feel safe.

22. What do you do when no one is watching? Talk to myself, really bad, I carry on complete conversations with myself.

23. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you? That chick that plays Abby on NCIS. Cause she’s cute and so am I. I am!!

24. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
I prefer peacefully in my sleep

26. What is your favorite kids' movie? No kids for me, but I like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
27. What is in the back seat of your car right now? Fire torches from last night Burn, Burn!

28. What is your favorite all time sports team? Don’t really have one, Today it can Be the Ducks cause they won the Stanley Cup. Go Ducks!

29. When was the last time you threw up? The night of the evil Wild Turkey blow out. Note to self: 6 shots + 3 doubles w/ a splash of coke = me puking w/ my head propped on toilet paper in Bill’s backyard. Not pretty.

30. What is the best picture you have in your possession? Probably the picture of me, Glenna and Sarah at the cemetery. As Glenna says, I don’t look like a retard in that one.

31. Have you ever had a private maid? I wish

32. What is the last thing you regret purchasing? Can’t remember, I’m sure there was something, but lately I’ve only bought stuff I absolutely need or books (which I absolutely need J)

33. What is your favorite episode of Roseanne? Don’t really remember any episodes of Roseanne


34. What is your favorite accessory? My necklaces

35. Does anyone have blackmail on you? Nope, it wouldn’t do any good anyway cause I’m poor.

36. What do you think of Pee Wee Herman? Ahhhhhhhhh! Hee hee, The Hamburger man. Loved him in Cheech & Chong’s Nice Dreams.

37. Have you been to a strip club? Unfortunately

38. Do you like tan lines? Not really

40. Would you date someone that none of your friends liked? Well, if my friends didn’t like him, I probably wouldn’t either. But if I was in love, I’m sure they would be happy for me.