So, last Friday was my birthday. I had asked my parents for a Texas Chainsaw Massacre birthday cake. They looked at me like I was nuts. I don't get it, who doesn't want a TCM cake?? Anyhoo, leave it to my friends, Sarah and Glenna, to come to my rescue.

The cake was magnificent. Red velvet over a rice krispie treat bone and foot. Topped with flesh colored sugar stuff for skin. Rasberry jam made very nice coagulated blood. It was beautiful, almost too beautiful to eat. But we did eat it, and it was yummy. We ate it on Harry Potter plates. The best birthday cake evar!

I cut off Helga's toes and brought them for lunch. Muwhahaha.