Accomplishing the impossible is routine. Miracles, however, require some lead time.


I fully realize that I have not succeeded in answering all your questions. Indeed, I feel I have not answered any of them completely. The answers I have found only serve to raise a whole new set of questions, which only lead to more problems, some of which we weren’t even aware were problems. To sum it all up, I feel we are just as confused as ever in some ways, but I believe we are confused at a much higher level, and about more important things.
-Anon


"It was so different before everything changed."
--Anon


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."
--Frank Leahy


"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."
- Frank Herbert


"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."
--Bertrand Russell


"A great many people think they are thinking when they are
merely rearranging their prejudices." -William James


"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."
---Gandhi


"Anger is never without a reason but seldom with a good one."
---Benjamin Franklin


"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is
strong enough to take everything you have."
-Thomas Jefferson


"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at
the people he gave it to."
--Dorothy Parker


"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news."
- A. J. Liebling


"All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing"
- Edmund Burke


"Most people are unwilling to sell their souls; but they usually aren't opposed to renting them out for an hour or two."
-Unknown


"He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it."
- Martin Luther King Jr.


"Good things seldom happen to passive people"
-Unknown


Bark Less, Wag More.
-As Seen on a Bumper Sticker


If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound.
--Red Green


"The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous."
- Shana Alexander


There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-Unknown


"I wish I was, where I was, when I wished I was here."
-Unknown.


"True love is what happens when two stalkers become obsessed with each other at the same time"
-Me


"Any man who is under 30 and isn't a liberal has no heart. Any man over 30 and isn't a conservative has no brain"
-Churchill


"You non-conformists are all alike."
-unknown


"There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact."
- Mark Twain


"I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects."
- Oscar Wilde


"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
- Inigo Montoya
The Princess Bride


"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. "
- Lenny Bruce


"No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity. "
-Rush Limbaugh


"A scholars ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood."
- Irish Proverb


"The empty vessel makes the loudest sound."
-William Shakespeare


"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
-Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower


"If it aint broke, take it apart and figure out why."
-Red Green


"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
-Unknown


"The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them knows anything about the subject."
-Marcus Aurelius


"If you think health care is expensive now,
wait until you see what it costs when it's free!"
-P.J. O'Rourke


"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
- Robert Frost


"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane."
- Philip K. Dick


"Remember...a developer is someone who wants to build a house
in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already owns
a house in the woods."
--Dennis Miller


"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families."
-Anonymous


"Whatever it takes"