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Beorn

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Big guy who used to be a much bigger guy, trying to get to be a smaller big guy. But at 6'6", I will never be a small guy...
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Stuph I've said recently

Fat guy observation #749b (blog entry) Towels...

You heard me. I am thinking about towels.

You see, When I was 515 pounds, I had a favorite towel. It is (for it still exists) a bath sheet 66"x60" given to me by a lovely couple who don't speak to me anymore. Oh well...

As I ... read more
blog entry posted Fri, May 9, 2008 - 9:47 AM permalink - 1 comment
Well, I had my "coming out of retirement" sumo deal (blog entry) And I didn't win a single match... But, to be fair, they REALLY stacked my dance card!

I faced the current 3-time US Heavyweight champion
I faced the 5-time US Lightweight and 2004 World Lightweight Champion
I faced the 2006 and 2007 Georgia... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 20, 2008 - 9:27 PM permalink - 4 comments
Okay... wish me luck! (blog entry) And let's hope I don't get crushed by younger, faster, stronger sumotori!

<sigh> Once more into the fray!
blog entry posted Fri, April 18, 2008 - 3:17 PM permalink - 2 comments
Things are going very well at present... (blog entry) I am not alone...

Now, that may seem hard for some of you to understand (I ALWAYS have people around me [I suspect it to be the remnants of my gravitational pull from my huge mo-fo days]), but I am thoroughly pleased with things right now.

I... read more
blog entry posted Wed, April 9, 2008 - 9:47 AM permalink - 0 comments
It's a deep burn... So DEEP! (blog entry) I did my FIRST Sumo preparation work-out last night...

Ouch, ouch, ouch...

My thighs are STILL killing me, and I even saw my physical therapist this morning. I am so very sore. But, I got a good workout in for my lower body, and the upper ... read more
blog entry posted Fri, April 4, 2008 - 3:39 PM permalink - 2 comments
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Stuph I ponder at great length

Towels...

You heard me. I am thinking about towels.

You see, When I was 515 pounds, I had a favorite towel. It is (for it still exists) a bath sheet 66"x60" given to me by a lovely couple who don't speak to me anymore. Oh well...

As I was saying... This was my favorite towel as a fat guy because I could actually wrap it all the way around me and THAT was how I would dry off... Passively. I would just sit there at the computer or whilst watching SportsCenter and let the moisture... read more
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 9:47 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
And I didn't win a single match... But, to be fair, they REALLY stacked my dance card!

I faced the current 3-time US Heavyweight champion
I faced the 5-time US Lightweight and 2004 World Lightweight Champion
I faced the 2006 and 2007 Georgian National Heavyweight Champion
I faced one of the current Japanese university Champs
I faced the current Samoan champ

I lost them all.

I wasn't the heaviest (at least 4 dudes outweighed me, and a few by 100 pounds or more), but I was the tal... read more
Sun, April 20, 2008 - 9:27 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
And let's hope I don't get crushed by younger, faster, stronger sumotori!

<sigh> Once more into the fray!
Fri, April 18, 2008 - 3:17 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
I am not alone...

Now, that may seem hard for some of you to understand (I ALWAYS have people around me [I suspect it to be the remnants of my gravitational pull from my huge mo-fo days]), but I am thoroughly pleased with things right now.

I could be happier, I mean, couldn't we all? But, all things considered, I am truly looking forward to the next several days.

Thursday is going to be an adventure! I am not certain WHAT to post about that, especially since it hasn't happened yet.... read more
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 9:47 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
I did my FIRST Sumo preparation work-out last night...

Ouch, ouch, ouch...

My thighs are STILL killing me, and I even saw my physical therapist this morning. I am so very sore. But, I got a good workout in for my lower body, and the upper body got a nice few sets as well.

So, this is the first time since June of 2006 that I have done any sort of Sumo prep work.

I am SO rusty... Maybe I made a mistake...

I am also not as concerned about weight loss until after the tournament.... read more
Fri, April 4, 2008 - 3:39 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
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My Testimonials

February 13, 2008
Beorn is one of the most kind and gentle men I have EVER met in my life!! not only does he have a wicked sense of humor ,he also is a genuine lover of all things bellydance. he knows how to compliment with out sounding like a creepy come on...ladies chivalry is not dead in this man! a giant puddle of handsome he is! don't let the kindness fool you! under it all is a devlishly charming man with a wicked smile
September 15, 2007
He's HAWT!!!!!!
And a great Daddy!
And an awesome Husband!
And a swell friend! (Ya know, we just don't use the word "swell" enough)


I love you~~~~
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