snowman

I'm in the midst of photographing a family, and I ask one guy to move "because you have a snowman growing out of your head".

He replied, "Is that what kids are calling it these days?"

ha! Dandruff ad!

hairy men

I've decided to not carry a purse any longer. I'm just going to store my pills in my boyfriend's belly button - where I find a constant source of lint.

He made me promise to not post this on myspace, so I won't.