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Kelley

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joined on 03/17/06
last updated 01/06/08
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My Friends

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The Facts

Gender
Female
Age
24
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about me
Lately, I've been wanting to become an actuary...well not really I just want to make the money associating with becoming an actuary. Or maybe I just want to be an actuary and NOT work for an insurance company. Staring at mortality rates seems morbid. Sometimes I think that I want to be a special ed teacher, but who's going to pay my rent? Maybe I can be an actuary for special needs insurance policy holders...yeah.
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Kelley's Deranged Thoughts

and it was Not good slash it was So good. Anyway, it was fine. I was watching the Net with Sandra Bullock, a mid ninties movie about floppy disks, and all I could think about is when are they gonna show the sex scenes. Any time a new character entered the screen I would wonder if THIS was the one who would have sex with Sandra Bullock. It never was...so I fell asleep and my mind took care of the rest.

At one point I was using an erect penis as a stripper pole...there were penises every... read more
Sun, January 6, 2008 - 8:47 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
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My Testimonials

June 20, 2006
What an amazing woman. She's a dear friend and fellow explorer of inner space. I've gotta say that anyone fortunate enough to meet and get to know this young lady is going to be in for a pleasant surprise. I, for one, have never me anyone quite like her- Brains, Beauty, Biting Humor, and Personality, all in the same package..... A word of warning, though- This woman talks about things like calculus the way a Jesus-freak talks about Jesus. SOooooooo, be yourself and she'll notice, try to "impress her with how brilliant or cool you are", and you'll be wondering what it was that ran over your ego and tossed it to the side of the road.

Love ya, Kelley.

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