Blond and sassy? An afro? Or bald? (I think the last one looks kind of creepy.)

Woof.

Showing you my belly and hoping for a rub,

Diggy

First they put the air conditioning on for me...now it's cooled down. My life is so much better. Question: should I ask for a summertime shave or no? Do you think I'd be unattractive with short fur?

Geez...you'd think I stole the Hope Diamond or something. It was just a little cornbread. Okay. It was a big pan, two-thirds full, of cornbread. Homemade with lots of honey, corn kernels and a little garlic...mmm...and extra egg to make it more cake-y. Mom knows how I like it. :)

Anyway, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. That culinary pleasure was worth the round of "Bad dog". Truly, do you think I am so eager to please that a little anti-praise is going to stop me?

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I have been keeping a secret. As my friends, I feel you should know this about me. I hope you're not too shocked. I am in the witness protection program. All I can say is that certain birds aren't as saccharine sweet as they may seem. The photo is my old picture. I am, in reality,

MR. SNUFFLEUPAGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guard this secret with your life.