There is more to Weldboy than meets the eye. He'll get drunk, rowdy, roughed up and inappropriate. He'll push your boundaries. And right when you think he is either the most fun person you've ever met...or the biggest jackass, he'll surprise you. He'll come through for you, work hard for you, stand up for you, or tell you to shut the fuck up if you need it. Conversations reveal incredible intelligence. He has knowledge about any given subject, is a fabulous cook, can repair anything, and is a great teacher who is happy to empower you to do the same. He loves deeply and tells the people in his life how much they mean to him. He'll be a rock and give you a shoulder to cry on and tell you how amazing you are when you're not so sure. He's a surly fucker and an incurable cuddler in the same package. And this is just the beginning of the interesting things you'll learn about him. And much like a good book, the chapters of his life will reveal and unravel slowly. He is a terribly interesting piece of work and one which I do not think I'll ever stop being fascinated by.

Alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to write a Testimonial for this fuck.
I don't want to, because he has been so tied into my life for years that I just don't know what to say.
For now, until I can tell the cow story, and other deeds done, this will have to be a temporary Testimonial.
Of sorts.
But, I swear to God. When I actually get around to writing one...it's gonna fucking kick ass.
Kinda like Weldboy.
KK

I miss you, sumthin horrible.
Git you an yer grrl out here.
Pronto.

BIG PINK FLASHLIGHT!!! BIG PINK FLASHLIGHT!!! WHAT'S YER 20???

Interfuse 2007.
He complained that his nuts were raw...
...I offered him some Butt Paste.
(seriously--the 'cure all' for any skin irritation)
He said "Sure!" with a huge grin.
I asked him why he was grinning so much.
He says "Well, you're going to put it on me right?"
I laughed out loud so hard.
"No" was my answer...laughing as I tried to get just that one syllable out...

Weldboy is a joy.
He is relentless and unconventional and a force to be reckoned with.
;)

...and I just thank the gods that he and KK weren't at Interfuse together to conspire and perspire together.
We'd certainly ALL be damned then~

Love ya' man! ;)