Female

28

I’m 28. I live in Indiana. No, I don’t know how to milk a cow. Yes, there is corn everywhere.

I love cake and running, sometimes simultaneously.

I’m sarcastic, not cynical. There is a difference.

I’ve started bar fights with people who don’t like Dolly Parton.

I get unnaturally excited about the following:

Birds, pie, pajama pants, pink things, babies, squirrels, and The Judds.

I do not like answering the phone, wearing pants, wet hair, people holding knives, spiders, spiders holding knives, flan, peas or yogurt with fruit chunks.

I think that about covers it.