Ladies and Gentlemen, sit back in your seats, it’s time for another adventure of Q and Adam Sandler in “It Really Bums Me Out when You Mess with My Zoloft” starring Rob Schneider as Zoloft, Kim Kattrel as “Perky, the Wonderschnitzel” and Adam Sandler as “The rude but lovable homeless guy who sings songs to the alligators in the sewers!” This week’s adventure… “Something that sounds better on paper!”

AS: dood, you got a quarter?

KK: no. get out of my face and take a shower!

AS: *sings a rude but lovable cover of … “My Sharona” at the Wonderschnitzel, who begins to cry.*

KK: (sobbing) that song reminds me of my Mom.

AS: I only have this plastic bag as a Mom.

KK: here, have a quarter.

RS: You can do it!

AS: Hooray! Now I can fly!!!
*in a montage to the sounds of Portishead, we watch clips of Manny Rameriez hit home runs interspersed with AS purchasing lots of Alka-Seltzer, ingest it and jump around*

RS: Hooray! You can do it man!

KK: do what?

AS: Fly, dood. The bubbles make me UP.
*Magically, the bubbles turn AS into a helium filled balloon animal*
Yay! Now I can befriend the pigeons!
*sings a song about being loved by pigeons. During it, he floats away into the rising sun over the city.*

KK: Thanks Zoloft, you saved the day.

RS: Prime-Time!

Coming soon to a dreamscape near you!

Waffles.