Here's what I have to say...

Creature Feature--You'll dig 'em like a grave!

Tiffany — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:40:38 GMT

http://www.myspace.com/creaturefeaturemusic Check them out. I COMMAND YOU!!

Fun stuff for a new year

Tiffany — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:33:04 GMT

So, a friend of mine sent me this link: http://www.globalcommunity.org/flash/wombat.shtml, and for some reason I really liked it even though it isn't really my thing at all. But it reminded me of an even better video, and this one is much more to my taste. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/endofworld.html It cheers me up for the new year.

Experimentation on high school freshman with regards to velociraptors...

Tiffany — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:12:05 GMT

I saw this blog posted a few weeks ago and I found it so funny I just had to share it: So, today at high school I was day dreaming ,about the karaboo in Alaska, and it came to my attention that the freshmen in my business class could possibly be scared of velociraptors. Being the scientific woman I am I ran an experiment and it went something like this... Problem: Are the freshman in my business class scared of velociraptors? Hypothesis: The freshmen in my business class are terrified of velocirapotrs. Procedure: 1. Find freshman in business class. 2. Crouch down real low behind that freshmen for element of suprise. 3. Put your raptor-like claw (useing three fingers) on their shoulder from behind them. 4. When the turn around let out a dino-like roar. Data Analysis: The kid screamed Conclusion: My hypothesis was accepted. Freshmen are very scared of veociraptors after all. Then, in response to this blog, someone directed the author to this cartoon: http://www.xkcd.com/c135.html The whole experience just made my week.

The meaning of life?

Tiffany — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 19:49:32 GMT

I think from now on I will direct my clientele to this website. Excerpt from http://users.aristotle.net/~diogenes/meaning1.htm: Unhappy? Depressed? Well, obviously if you're really bad off you should really talk to a professional, but as long as you're not contemplating any ugly irreversible acts, here's something that might help. Think of someone you know that seems pretty happy about life. How would you describe their attitude? Are they kidding themselves? Are they ignoring the ugly truth about life that's right in front of their eyes and pretending that some happy fantasy world that exists only in their heads is real? Well, guess what. That is exactly how every happy person in the world acts. And the really strange thing is that it's OK. Because the reason that you are unhappy is that you have constructed a fantasy world just as complete and just as removed from the "facts" as the Pollyanna imaginings that you so despise in those happy people. Reality is in fact neither good nor bad, it is a very plastic inkblot sort of thing that can be bent and twisted in many directions depending on your beliefs. WHAT! you say? What about THE TRUTH? Well, that's a complicated question and it gets into the meaning of life bit that we haven't gotten to yet, but suffice it to say that what is REALLY going on is so strange, so complex, and so far beyond our everyday understanding, that it bears no relationship to what you think of as "reality", "truth", or "reason". Good and bad, happy and sad, these are notions that you are imposing on the world around you. But, more on that in part II of the Meaning of Life Page. The answer to unhappiness is both liberating and infuriating, but here it is. Happiness doesn't depend on anything that has or has not happened in the past, nor does it depend on your future prospects (thank God, eh?). The simple fact is, in order to be happy: You Must Decide to be Happy. Yep. Isn't that aggravating? You can't blame it on anyone else, and no one else can do a thing for you. You've just got to decide to be happy, whether or not your logical mind thinks it is rational to be happy and whether or not your moral sense thinks you deserve to be happy. You absolutely will not be happy for any length of time until you decide to, and if you decide to, you can be happy in the face of the most miserable circumstances. Happy deciding.