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Demented clown, shit talker, genius, goofy looking, obscene, blasphemous, psychotic, sociopathic, rude-boi, party kid, chirst complex having, necrophiliac, gymnast, pathetic poet, raised on hiphop, politically incorrect, and impatient mutha fucka. Simply put, I am a fucking asshole and love every minute of it. I love to challenge and force people to rethink and defend their beliefs. Taboos don't exist to me. Much of my life revolves around pushing the proverbial line, and the minute you tell me no is the minute that I resolve to do the exact opposite. I guess it all stems from my neverending obsession with the question "why". We can all answer the question "what" by investigating the facts of the situation, but it is the motives behind those facts that really allows a person to understand the situation. Life has taught me one thing: the key to my existence is the ability to say "fuck you" in any situation and keep moving forward. Because of my highly visible public persona, I like to keep a very secret private life. Its there to keep the shitstorm from ever hitting those I hold dear. Not to say that this works in every situation.

In the short time that I have been alive, I have accumulated quite a few tales and met many interesting and unforgetable people. I was the kid in high school who was too smart for my own good. Being bored with school and having a deep love for music but little musical talent, I turned my head to music promotion and began hosting events, which has become one of the most important aspects of my life. I now focus on promoting Drum-n-Bass throughout the Midwest. In the mean time, I completed my Bachelor's at Indiana University in Bloomington. Bloomington is the town where my heart will always reside. Shes quaint, liberal, and overflowing with fun. I have met everyone from bums, to superstars, transexual pornstars, politicians, and nobodies; and walking away from each experience with a lesson learned.

Now, I find myself facing the greastest challenge of my life.... becoming an adult. I am currently pursuing my JD in order to practice law or work as an entertainment agent. Those who know me understand that I am struggling with the fact that I am selling my soul and will no longer be the Geek that we know today. No more piercings. No more lewdness. No more obscenity. No more being crass in public. Its time to grow up, and your guess is as good as mine as to what will happen with me. I had a teacher in high school who once said that i was bound to go insanely criminal or criminally insane....