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Jim

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joined on 12/19/05
last updated 05/31/06
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I write. I play guitar and sing. I like to fuck off. My theater is the Dark Room, my production company is Impossible Productions and my band is Rats of Unusual Size. Other than that I play with my dog Maggie, and fuss over my sweetheart Erin.
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BITCHING POST

As the days of my infamous bachelorhood draw to a whimperless close, I am costantly reminded of what an important passage this is for most dudes. Machoness, it would seem, demands a myopic mourning for the loss of freedom and the implied virility of ones wild, single years.

What a load of poop.

Being single is a pain in the ass. Married men fiercely cling to this moony-eyed vision of bachelor life that includes sportscars, hot and cold running dames and unflagging mythic erections. Thi... read more
Wed, June 7, 2006 - 12:43 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
Well here i am again. this time i'm 44. now don't expect me to grouse about getting old. in fact in the past year my health has improved greatly, and my therapy is starting to function as advertised. in fact i feel really good overall considering all the shit that has been happening lately.

most has been good, some has been really bad(see last post) but it all has been incredibly stressful, and learning to deal with that without freaking out or spiraling into crushing depression has been ... read more
Tue, January 24, 2006 - 9:14 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
Sometime last week three guitars were pilfered from the Dark Room.

At the risk of sounding like a whiner, i'm pretty busted up about the theft. i don't like to think that i have allowed thieves into my space. unfortunately the realities of operating a space like ours, not to mention housing a radio station to boot, means we have a lot of foot traffic. alternatively, we have often left our back door open for little maggie to get outside for poop and pee access.

that said, one guitar i wi... read more
Sun, January 22, 2006 - 1:49 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Ok, so I actually left the DARK ROOM.

Why, you ask , would I leave my inner sanctum to pay handsomely($10 bux, ok I'm a cheap ass) to see a play at another theater?

Sean Owens of course, and my home slice Michelle Talgarow. The rest of the cast is stellar, and the music is great. Seven short plays and 3 excellent tunes makes for one really witty, side-splitting evening. I nearly went into seizures during the closing bit. Sean just has a way of testing his audience and keeping you off... read more
Thu, January 19, 2006 - 11:28 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Watch out. Rich people have truly gone berserk. The culture of unbridled greed has created a social pandemic where the blind pursuit of unreasonable wealth has turned otherwise enterprising millionaires into paranoid, Dickensian freaks.

Where am I going with this? Patience, my young padawan.

So I just heard about the Star Wars fan geek who had a website named Tatooine.com, it wasn't a content site, at least not SW content. He simply purchased the domain, which was available, and used i... read more
Tue, December 27, 2005 - 10:44 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
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December 29, 2005
With Jim, it's hard to be tongue in cheek...he got me my 15 minutes of fame and re-invented San Francisco theatrein the middle of the mission.

In 2073 people will speak of The Darkroom back in '05 with the same mythic reverent tones as The Fillmore in 196o's or The Compass in 1950's as they review Bad HoloVid Night at the gala opening of the newest Darkroom in New 'Frisco on Mars...
December 23, 2005
jim fournakks is a fuckin genius.

the only reason jim fournakkas is as broke as a robbed bank is because his heart is as big as his butt (not his butt, maybe his belly, he's actually got a cute lil butt, i've seen it, and yes it is hariy but not in the cave man kind of way)

this boy entertains me up more than anyone in this lil life of mine and i can't believe my crazy luck that i get to wake up to his fuzzy face everyday. (uh... as roomies...not as.... ya know, that whole butt viewin thing was an accident.... on purpose. hey if you're going to bare it i'm gonna look)

one jim fournakks a day will keep the blues away.
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