Swag is very dark and mysterious. I've only seen him in person once and he was wearing a suit, so I have a sort of james bond vision of him. Plus, he came up to me that day and said, all secretive like, "are you doomgirl?" and I felt like I was on a secret mission and that was my code name. It was very exciting! Only really it was a wedding and he was introducing himself. Swag is as cool as the ice in a vodka tonic on a hot day in august.

Swag makes me all hot and runny.

Sh Sw has testicles

Sh Sw has testicles