I've never seen this man without a smile. never...

Gibbon is a killer guitar player. This one time, at band camp (ie. Burning Man) I was jamming with Gibbon, and his guitar solo made me see the inside of my brain. It was cool.

Kevin's better than anything.
Kevin's Heaven. Heaven's Kevin.
There's no coincidence in the rhyme. None whatsoever.

He's far more beautiful than I could ever put to words, but I could sing it for you if my voice were made of every scattered screaming world, imagined and real, past present and future, naked twisted and divine- like it is when accompanied by him.

Kevin folds the universe.
Then the sky explodes,
and the eggshells laugh..

gibbon? more like tarzan. who can talk with a chimp. but he does have a very good monkey talking quality about him. and apparently those around him like the noise that he makes.

Kevin (Gibbon) is my Best Friend! He is not only just my best friend, but he is the Best Best Friend I've ever had. He was there for me in one of the worst times of my life! He is simply the best communicator I have ever seen. He can do anything with words; paint a Mona Lisa even. He can do a whole episode of the Simpsons, Which leads me to his sense of humor: If everyone had this, there would be no war, no hunger, and no road rage. Simply knowing him is like having a seismic retrofit; his integrity is the stuff of legends. It can't even compare to the Aggregate front panel of a Rane PI-14 Pseudoacoustic Infector. Speaking of music, he is a musician of the likes that you have never heard, only you *HAVE* heard him! Mark my words. His skillz can kill evil and give immaculate conception all in the same measure. Next time you wake up feeling great after a previous day of feeling like shit, it's because you have heard his music! He is simply kick-ass, yet he doesn't have to kick ass, because he has a big black cat called "Boogie" that will do it for him. If you haven't met this man, make *SURE* you do!