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Good King Wenceslas

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joined on 05/21/07
last updated 09/15/08
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Silly things people say

December 11, 2007
Jeff! He's funny, he's smarty, he's farty. Well, two outta 3 ain't bad.
December 10, 2007
If Jeff was my daddy, I'd want to marry him.

Because every girl thinks she'll marry her daddy someday.
November 2, 2007
Jeff is like fluffy bunnies hiding under your bed. They can do nothing but make you happy. And why are they under your bed? Becuase thats how Jeff roles, that's why.

What does this mean you ask? Well you should.

Scary clown sex. Thats all I need to say.

Oh, and I heart Jeff.
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October 17, 2007
The awesome is what Jeff is. He's pretty much my role model.
July 26, 2007
"Meek" is the only four-letter word what will inherit the earth, according to Beardo anyway.
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Lonliness assassins

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Stuff I've said recently

I owned a pair of Hammer pants. And I wore them religiously.

I never learned to do the dance, though.

Yeah, I quit before I became Legit.
Mon, March 31, 2008 - 5:18 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
When I was nine (perhaps), I,(perhaps) read too many renaissance/mideval tales. After reading Malorey's Morte de Aurther and Pyne's Robin Hood, I made my own bow, arrows, and quiver. At the same time, I was also really interested in stone-age people and spent a bunch of time shaping my own stone arrowheads. After nearly putting a hole in the family cat and repeated hunting of the dreaded livingroom couch, which didn't survive, my parents finally took away my toys. That birthday, my dad gave m... read more
Wed, March 26, 2008 - 11:54 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
I MUST wander tonight.

If you want to cross paths (as opposed to crossing streams) you have my number.

I'll be... somewhere... tonight.

gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo faster.
Sat, October 20, 2007 - 6:23 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
Hi everyone,

I gots me a request, if you can help.

three of my good friends and I are trying to move in together and we're having some difficulty in finding a four bedroom place.

If you know of anyone looking to rent a four bedroom place in san francisco and who wants a writer, a (steadily working) theater technical director, a shaman, and a physicist as completely great tenants, could you please send them my way?

Pretty please?

Thanks.

Me.
Sun, September 23, 2007 - 5:12 AM permalink - 3 comments
 
So.... what are you doing the 5th and 6th of October?

Feel like coming to the San Francisco Zine Fest?

My friend and I will have a table and will be hawking some comics, some crafts, and for a penny, you can ask me any question, and I'll give you my advice. (You even have your choice of Good, Bad, and Terrible advice)

Stop by and say hi.
www.sfzinefest.com/
Mon, September 3, 2007 - 11:10 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
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