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Lexicon

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joined on 11/20/06
last updated 07/15/08
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Some smellers I know

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A little bit of narcissism

Gender
Female
Age
34
Location
about me
Often charming and occasionally witty, I sometimes even smell nice. What's not to love?
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Treadmarks of Progress Across My Back

Shit. Shit. Where is it?
Shit. I know it was in the safe. I put it there myself. Safes don't just open by themselves. It obviously hasn't been broken into.
Where the fuck is it?
I know, I'll get a flashlight. Maybe it dropped behind Dad's coin collection where I can't see.
Shit. I leave in less than 24 hours. Do I have time to go to Westwood in the morning? There's no fucking way I'll get through those lines in time.
Shit.


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Mon, July 14, 2008 - 2:42 PM permalink - 9 comments
 
Wish I was going too. Write back and tell me how much fun you had.

Lex
Thu, April 17, 2008 - 7:33 AM permalink - 3 comments
 
I expect a full report from all of you when you get back.
Thu, March 6, 2008 - 9:07 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
This makes me sick and filled with impotent rage.
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Fri, February 15, 2008 - 5:06 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
Thanks for yesterday.

;^)

Lex
Tue, February 12, 2008 - 9:22 AM permalink - 4 comments
 
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Flattery will get you everywhere...

November 26, 2007
"I like honey, I like honey, I like honey and we're all going to die."

hee hee... so glad I've gotten to know you over the last year and get to see the inner wackiness... Love you sweetie!

~smooches~
December 1, 2006
Caution: Highly addictive. Use caution when operating heavy machinery. May be exceptionally snarky, witty, or perceptive. May attract high amounts of flirtatious attention from men and/or women. Has been proven to combine brains and sex appeal in unusually high amounts.

Contains substances known to the state of california to cause smiles, dancing, and warm glowy feelings. Highly pleasant to be around. An excellent cuddler. Take only before, during, or after meals (whichever you can get).
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