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The Naughty Librarian

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joined on 01/12/04
last updated 10/25/06
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April 8, 2004
I have watched her grow from a sweet, naive girl into a sweet, naive woman. But a truly lovely one. Childlike in her trust, I pray that she never lets the bastards grind her pretty little soul down. More intelligent, cultured, and loving than anyone you will ever meet. If I could, I would eviscerate every person that ever shat on her, but she won't let me. If you make her giggle & blush, then you're on the right track. Her cooking will give you an erection. Her ass will give you an erection. If you're ever lucky enough to have her hand you her heart, then get on your knees and thank whatever gods you pray to, because an angel and a goddess has landed in your lap. Your lucky, lucky lap. Are you blushing and giggling yet, toots?
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February 17, 2004
Julieann is the hip to my hop. I'm working on her to slowly fade out undergarments from her dresser drawers. She looks good in pink hair. She has more eyewear than you. Possibly more than an eyewear store. She knows everyone. She probably already knows you. She gives good chat. And she cooks up a nice dish of tasty treats. And I don't mean that sexually. Ok. Maybe I do.
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Female
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about me
I enjoy reading porn to people and setting things on fire. I'm currently wavering between the belief that I would LIKE to have, that most people are inherently good and that there's just some bad apples out there, and the fear that I'm developing that most people are inherently bad and are only nice until they get what they want from you, and there's just maybe a few good ones out there to take up the slack. Still, I try to be a generally happy go lucky gal with a diverse universe that I orbit in. I enjoy both highbrow and lowbrow, opera to hockey. I refuse to be embarassed (at least TOO much) by anything about myself, whether it's my love of Indy car racing or my collection of Rick Springfield albums. The way I figure it, I'm a pretty cool gal and the people who love me and like me think so too, so they'll forgive my quirks (Quirky! Now there's a good descriptor word for me!) I have a dog (Boomer), 1 fish (Baby 2) and 3 cats (Sir Bedivere,Caliope,& Gary.). I have been told by most of my friends that I'm the best cook they know, but I'm too easily stressed to do it professionally. I'll be going back to college soon to finish traveling the road towards librarianhood. I'm opinionated but open minded. I'm absolutely obsessive about film, music, and books and own thousands of all three.(that's why I hate to move!) I am very affectionate and loving and nurturing and can be quite the mama bear for my friends. I need to know more people who can make me laugh out loud. I need to work less and sleep more. In fact I'm slightly woozy as I write this as I only got 2 hours of sleep last night....I look forward to the day when I can own a goat, as I really truly love goats. I think there are WAY too many stupid people in the world, but that's probably the retail induced bitterness speaking. I'm probably way too open and honest, I wear my heart on my sleeve and suck at playing games (other than the fun kind, like poker!)I make world famous beef jerky.And I talk too much. But you probably figured that out already! And I don't care what you think, I still REALLY wanna spank Britney Spears. WHACK!
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My Blog

Mayhaps you might wish to make your feedback a tad less specific in some cases.

I purchase stuff from work that we have on clearance and sell it on Ebay. I sell smut and devices to help you achieve smut. All well and good. But I also sell dolls and random crap that I'm trying to get rid of. Something tells me that Grandma Pearl from Omaha trying to buy a Grow Hair Crissy is gonna be freaked out when she checks out my feedback and sees
"Great Pecker Extender!!! My wife's slimey taco is ... read more
Thu, October 26, 2006 - 5:19 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
A sampling of some of the stuff I will be reading at The Naughty Librarian's Storytime at Disturbathon.

Marines2: The New Rookie by Storyteller37


Marines2: The New Rookie


This story is purely fictional. If you can't tell the difference between fiction and reality, this story might result in serious personal injury or death. Just see that you keep the RifleBolt separate and throw away the key to your gun before you get all postal in a supermarket or at a school.

People who hav... read more
Tue, October 24, 2006 - 3:04 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
to do this more than once. So if you wanna read my blog, go to myspace. Cause I just don't have the goddamn energy to even cut and paste that.
Tue, October 17, 2006 - 8:34 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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