A Terrible Poem for My Friend Tyler Fuckyou

Tyler has cool dreads.
He also has nice dogs & a wife who is mostly friendly. Sometimes the two dreadies watch porn together. They are like monkies.
I like monkies.
Monkies make me laugh.
I have never had a monkey make me cry.
That's why I like monkies.
Tyler has cool dreads.

Tyler, 'The Fook' Fuqua, is not only one of the most creative individuals I have ever known, but he also has the best looking chickens and dogs I have ever seen. Compared to his organic garden, Fook's dreadlocks are a force to be reckoned with. You'd confuse him with a Muppet at first glance, but in the end, his charm and sense of humor will remind you that humans can also look like hand puppets! His wife, Jen, is also as equally intriguing! Cheers to Fook and Jen! Two people I am glad to have known, and hope to grow closer to throughout the time that is left.

PS, When the shit goes down, I'm camping in your yard!

AHH!
Nothing like a giant orange simeon ta make ya laugh, and that is only one of his specialties as you can see by the lengthy resume'. A true friend till the beginning. I can only say that i feel privilagezed that i was chosen by his planet for study. Soon i wish to be abducted and brought to the land they call Whopteelotza and there we will laugh together at ideas till the end of that.