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Dogwallow

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joined on 09/06/05
last updated 11/03/06
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For I am a bear of very little brain

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A keyboard, some pens, a coffee mug, a chair, Monitor, bits of paper, carpet, a desk
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Reported Sightings

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Woodstock history
( miscellaneous » websites ) "Finally! The narrative of Snoopy's lil' bird pal!" Not as compelling as, "The Funny Looking Kid with the Big Nose and Me: The Memoirs of Patricia Reichardt", but still darn good!
recommendation posted on Thu, August 31, 2006 - 1:09 AM
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William Shatner: Lucy and the Sky
( miscellaneous » music reviews ) "The Man, The Myth, The Legend!" It's so bad, its good. Finally a video that shows exactly what my brain does when I hear the Shatner sing.
recommendation posted on Thu, August 17, 2006 - 4:54 PM
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Check out the moon
( services » other ) "Moon" Best one in the area!
recommendation posted on Thu, April 6, 2006 - 3:23 AM
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A simple question....

Do I have something stuck in my teeth or not?
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With Friends Like These-Who Needs Enemas

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Are there any horse socks?

I just got two sides of leather to go towards making a jerkin. I need someone in the Sount Bay who can either loan me a stitching chisel, or can tell me where I can buy one in the South Bay.

All the places I used to know that carried them no longer have them or are no longer in business.
Mon, September 3, 2007 - 10:52 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
Not the newest thing on the block, but to those who have not seen this show, check it out on the BBC. Brilliant!
Sat, May 12, 2007 - 1:52 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
So I was reading a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes...

duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/

and I just had to write a few of my own. Here is my favorite submission

Once the world’s oldest nun challenged Chuck Norris to a fight to prove that he was not God, but she added the stipulation that Norris could only fight back using a pillow and she could use a gun. Naturally she thought Norris would be unable to accept the challenge and therefore prove that he was indeed mortal and feared d... read more
Fri, November 3, 2006 - 8:41 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
SaintOn got the new Weird Al song stuck in my head just recently.... and I have not been able to get it out!

So, naturally I used the lyrics of the song as an inspiration for an online quiz to determine exactly how white and nerdy someone is.

My results:
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You scored as Booger (white, and sort of nerdy)

You are as white as they come, but you are less than super nerdy. You have just the right amount of abnormal social s... read more
Tue, September 12, 2006 - 8:21 PM permalink - 14 comments
 
I need some laid back crooner melodies to accentuate my martini drinking pleasure. Anyone out there have recommendations for the best mood music for a martini party?
Mon, August 21, 2006 - 3:11 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
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Lies That People Are Telling About Me

October 26, 2006
So this one time at faire.......Dogwallow weren't feeling his best. His blank stare was no longer there and we all worried for him. So a few of us, his fellow constables, crawled into his lodging and piled ontop of him. When he felt Sgt. Little Dick on him, everyone could plainly see that Dogwallow had his old beautiful charm back to him. Long drawn mouth with pursed lips, sucked in nose, and his definitive questioning eyebrow raised. This is the face we all miss when he's too busy not attending faire.
October 26, 2006
Dogwallow is the man the myth. Of course I thought his name was Dogswallow but that's because I was so in awe of his abilities that I added an extra letter or two to his name.
This man created a test to prove just how white and nerdy I can be. He built the roof on our jail and to top it off he is one of the men who is large and in charge of us constables.
Don't play poker with this man unless you like giving your cash away. He can out bluff a polar bear. Believe me, I’ve seen it!!
It is my honor to have gotten to know this man this year at Casa.
August 18, 2006
Stephen makes me laugh whenever I have a bad day, and tells me terrible puns the rest of the time.He makes my days brighter and my nights snugglier. We have been through a lot together and those things have brought us closer. He is my best friend and the guy that I love mostest of all in the world! He is also my wigglepotomus, and that is a very important thing to be.
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