As a child I was orphaned in the West Texas brush lands. I was found and raised by a wild pack of Jackalopes. My Jackalope family required constant kneading of their soft fur so at an early age I began to work with my hands. At the age of 12 a traveling carnival discovered me and reintegrated me into human society. I spent the rest of my youth working in the freak show as a sword swallower. When I was 21 a freak accident resulting in an embarrassing hernia situation ended my career as an entertainer. It was then that I traveled to the Far East where I was trained by thousand year old monks in the art of self-congratulatory massage. I have now returned to Texas where I wander from town to town healing the lame, cripple, and blind with my skilled massage technique.