Giver of light and life. Hail Zooty. Without her and her 'wacky' man, zero, i wouldn't have met the plethora of wonderful people and done some of the best things i never imagined i'd do. I'd also have been a tad more sober. Also she scares the heebiejeebies out of me, and can do so with just one glare.

I found a new home after I met this wonderful person, a said it when we first met and I say it now.

A TRUE INSPIRATION

I am honestly greatful she is in my life.

When I think of how totally awesome Zooty is, I often get a little dizzy and need to sit down. She is the archetypal queen of the party and just being in her presence makes my heart want to explode with excitement.

I'm endlessly grateful to be able to include her in my new "family".

I *heart* Zooty!

Zooty is more beautifull, brave, creative and fantastic then she will ever let her self believe. Perhaps if we keep telling her enough oneday the truth of her fabulousness will start to sink in. Zooty is someone I love and cherish. Her friendship means the world to me and one day we shall conquor the world together with our fluffy-furry-sparkley and glitterey costumes and club clothes!

Lady Zooty is, without doubt, the craziest, up for anything, party monster with a heart of gold; it has ever been my privilege to be married to. Having lived with her for the last seventeen years I’ve learned that she is wise, talented, resourceful, loyal, and ridiculously insecure. I would recommend hanging out with her, at clubs, parties, and coffee shops, if you are looking for extreme fun and mayhem. Long may her Ladyship reign.