event starts Saturday, October 31, 2009 - 9:00 PM
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What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit?
Tue, November 10, 2009 - 9:06 AM
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The CD will eventually mature and make money. 
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
Wed, September 2, 2009 - 11:37 AM
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George Burns I spent a lot of my money on booze, girls, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered George Best Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer Dave Barry Work is the curse of the drinking class Oscar Wilde I never drink water; that is the stuff... read more 
A life spent making mistakes is not only more
Mon, August 24, 2009 - 9:35 AM
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honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- George Bernard Shaw  1. At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. ! 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put decaf In the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 5. In the memo field of all your checks, write ' For Marijuana'. 6. Skip down the... read more 
"It's a dangerous business,
Tue, March 24, 2009 - 8:30 AM
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Frodo, going out of your door, You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to." -J.R.R. Tolkien To know the road ahead........ask those coming back. ~Chinese Proverb
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Dantes *DEAD SEXY 6 HALLOWEEN BALL
( events » live music ) Spend Saturday night @ Dantes *DEAD SEXY 6 HALLOWEEN BALL* With CELLAR DOOR, SMOOCHKNOB, THE SMOOCHGIRLS & SWAMP SURFERS. There will be a $1000.00 cash prize, along with a raffle for a very cool 1976 Lincoln (with leather seats, no less)Last years...
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Low Dough Show in Southeast PDX....with Cellar Door
( events » live music ) Cellar Door joins Portland’s Noir City at the Twilight Cafe & Bar located at 1420 SE Powell Blvd. this Friday Oct. 16th at 9pm. Only 3.00
event starts Friday, October 16, 2009 - 9:00 PM
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