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joined on 04/14/06
last updated 09/09/09
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George Burns

I spent a lot of my money on booze, girls, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered
George Best

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer
Dave Barry

Work is the curse of the drinking class
Oscar Wilde

I never drink water; that is the stuff... read more
Wed, September 2, 2009 - 11:37 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
A life spent making mistakes is not only more
honorable but more useful than a life
spent doing nothing.

-- George Bernard Shaw
Mon, August 24, 2009 - 9:35 AM permalink - 1 comment
 

1. At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. !

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf In the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write ' For Marijuana'.

6. Skip down the... read more
Thu, March 26, 2009 - 10:21 AM permalink - 3 comments
 
"It's a dangerous business,
Frodo, going out of your
door, You step into the
Road, and if you don't keep
your feet, there is no
knowing where you might
be swept off to." -J.R.R. Tolkien


To know the road ahead........ask those coming back.
~Chinese Proverb
Tue, March 24, 2009 - 8:30 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
Yay!! Art in our mailbox........
Yesterday, Someone poured water onto the garden of our life and made an ordinary day bright.
What a nice departure from the bills, adds, and other crap that usually falls out of that little silver box.


"At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person.
Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us"
<<Albert Schweitzer>>

Thank You Jen
Wed, March 18, 2009 - 7:34 AM permalink - 5 comments
 
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Dantes *DEAD SEXY 6 HALLOWEEN BALL ( events » live music ) Spend Saturday night @ Dantes *DEAD SEXY 6 HALLOWEEN BALL* With CELLAR DOOR, SMOOCHKNOB, THE SMOOCHGIRLS & SWAMP SURFERS. There will be a $1000.00 cash prize, along with a raffle for a very cool 1976 Lincoln (with leather seats, no less)Last years... read more
event starts Saturday, October 31, 2009 - 9:00 PM
Low Dough Show in Southeast PDX....with Cellar Door ( events » live music ) Cellar Door joins Portland’s Noir City at the Twilight Cafe & Bar located at 1420 SE Powell Blvd. this Friday Oct. 16th at 9pm. Only 3.00
event starts Friday, October 16, 2009 - 9:00 PM
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