LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Sudden Device
Birth date: <withheld for legal reasons>
Current Location: My corner office
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Ranging from shiney to velvet
Righty or Lefty: Depends on the situation
Zodiac Sign: Libra on the cusp of crap rising
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Space
Your fears: Being trapped under a tarp over a pool
Your weakness: slushies
Your perfect pizza: Bacon and pineapple
Goal you'd like to achieve: World Destruction
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your thoughts first waking up: Why the hell do I want ranch dressing?
Your best physical feature: a freshly bleached asshole
Your bedtime: when I fall
Your most missed memory: That's just a silly damn question, and I refuse to answer it.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, and hookers.
McDonald's or Burger King: depends on the hookers.
Single or group dates: dates?
Adidas or Nike: Whichever shoes were touched by the most children
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Coke.. and hookers
Chocolate or vanilla: <insert joke about New Orleans mayor here>
Cappuccino or coffee: I refuse to answer for legal reasons.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: Heroically
Cuss: Defiantly
Take a shower: Sexily
Have a crush: No, but my foot has fallen asleep.
Think you've been in love: my foot is still asleep
Like(d) school: seriously.. it's not going away
Want to get married: I think I may have to aputate it
Believe in yourself: I know I can do it...
Think you're a health freak: There, it's come back aftre banging it against my desk. Much better now.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Yes
Gone to the mall: It pulled me in, I couldn't help it
Been on stage: I don't remember.
Eaten Sushi: God I hope so.
Been dumped: Do people do that? Isn't that a health code violation?
Gone skating: Daily
Dyed your hair: I.. don't HAVE hair....
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a stripping game: Define "game"
Gotten beaten up: By 14 year olds the world over
Changed who you were to fit in: hehehe.. dunno.. maybe I should. I don't seem to be doing a good job of it at the moment.
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD
Age your hoping to be married: My fucking foot fell asleep again.... DAMMIT
LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY
Best eye color: I am a large fan of mostly white, with some color or another in the center.
Best hair color: 1, maybe 2
Short or long hair: Refuse to answer for legal reasons.
LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
1 MINUTE AGO: answering stupid fucking questions
1 HOUR AGO: answering stupid fucking questions (different questions)
1 WEEK AGO: likely answering stupid fucking questions
1 YEAR AGO: answering stupid fucking questions in different geogrpahy
LAYER 11:FINISH THE SENTENCE
I LOVE: evil
I FEEL: evil
I HATE: good
I HIDE: cookies
I MISS: cookies
I NEED: evil cookies