Crème Brulee- the sweetly crunchy crust covers a creamy center of unparalleled deliciousness.

Her incomparably luscious beauty is far more than skin deep, though her skin itself is a boundless delight.

Avatar of the all-abundant goddess Hathor, her tenderness and unbounded fabulousness grace an unworthy world.

Lucky are they who swim in the lambent ocean of her eyes, their gaze forever after lit with haunted vistas of otherworldly splendor.

I aspire to be one tenth as fabulous as you, O delectable bonbon! Craft a fur-lined place in your ample bosom in which to nestle forever!

Her luscious beauty is far more than skin deep, though her skin is a boundless delight unsurpassed in marmoreal perfection. Lucky are they who may swim in the lambent ocean of her eyes, to be siezed by the rapture of the deep- their eyes forever after lit with haunted vistas of otherworldly splendor. Avatar of the all-abundant goddess Hathor, her tenderness and unbounded fabulousness grace an unworthy world. But fools who dare defile her temple or neglect the proper rites may be scorched into quivering dust by her lightning wrath.