it's baffling, but a new mental illness has suddenly appeared all over the country, affecting both young & old alike. Symptoms include depression, feelings of remorse, signs of withdrawl. Scientists at the Wayland Laboritory have found the source and have promptly named this plague as "Post-Potter-depression". It's brought about after the victim has read the very last Potter book and watched the latest movie (3 times already, OMG). Then suddenly, they realize there will be no more books & they will have a long wait till the next movie is released. Early warning signs include chatting away for hours using words that don't mean anything to non afflicted people.
(Leviosa, Crucio, impervioso! , Nargles, etc, etc.)
Do not dispair kiddies!!! Wayland has discovered that there WILL be another Potter book released in the future. It will be called, "Ron and the Inevitable Spinoff"
. So sit back, practice the ol' "swish & flick" wand technique and let your inner child stay up late drinking sodas. The cure is on it's way!!!!