for my female buddies....

It's not really fair, some women can exercise, and diet but still not lose weight while men seem to be able to lose 30 pounds just by skipping one meal. It's just not fair. . . Oh, and men have penises too . . LOL

On the plus side, ladies. . . you don't normally have to worry about getting your vagina caught in your zipper. . .

So, I guess that equals things out.